Hatch

He must be on a pay as you go contract

FRi - Nothing, Sat - Did nothing, then followed it up in the evening by doing nothing. Sun - nothing, then went food shopping. That was the highlight. 10/10

next Pompey Manager odds. Donkey Adams 4/6 Big Sam 4/1 Avram Grant 7/1 Curbishley 14/1 El Tel 20/1 ( LOL at that one ) Joe Jordan 20/1 Michael Laudrup 20/1 Hatch 25/1 Stuart Pearce 25/1 David O'Dreary 33/1 Keegan 25/1 Dowie 50/1 Dennis Wise 50/1 Redknapp 200/1

we will be in this next year

LOL at Redknapp saying 'we' when talking about spurs , he has only been there 2 minutes

What happened the last time he tried a rescue act

Is my telly fncked or are they playing underwater?

I saw that Banksy picture yesterday. It is crap and is a ****take of culture.

From the start of the game I just felt the referee had no idea whatsoever, it was frightening," said Redknapp. "Where was he from? Slovakia? Slovenia? I'm sure it's a good league there and he's been handling lots of big games." racist.

Fri - day off because teachers can't manage to fit their training days into next weeks holiday. The Fnckwits. Sat - chill, eat, then get hammered. Sun - too far ahead to make plans

my wife says 'deaf as a doughnut'

What convictions would they be, is it anything or only things that are drug/sex related?

I dont have the avatar function switched on so I didnt even know it had changed until i checked due to this thread.

and another thing that I was thinking about the other day. I am sure the old and correct term was 'Splitting Image' and that has now become 'Spitting Image' Can anyone confirm this.

My favourite from an old work mate and one that I now use myself. 'He is a nasty piece of cake' Cracks me up just thinking about it.

Rupert Lowe has a huge ****.

No, before you would only get beaten up Monday to Friday, but now you will get beaten up on Saturday as well.

It was more than six so I had to type it all out as per Grandstand vidiprinter rules.

Violent crimes are up 22% (twenty two per cent) on this time last year. bbc link. That is just ridiculous.

High School Musical dressing up outfit

What about an art set. Easel, paints etc...

I quite like it. Made me smirk.

I didn't need to watch that show he is in the other night..and I know he is a total w@nker... that is all

The Javi for manager campaign starts here.