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The front row all have long stretchy feet

Those teams always have the summer off so have time for it in their schedule.

but I can't see any of the clubs in the top 2 divisions taking out seats and putting in terraces.

Apathy, I know we have Barnsley next, after that I haven't a clue. Plus, they don't come and see me when I'm bad.

and the sweet little football ground near that... :smt089

£5 is the price of a pint in some places these days

Couldn't tell, but she is one damn ugly bird. Caked in make up and yet you could still see her scabby spotty face showing through. And she is fat, really fat.

A Premiership side was looking at him before his recent 'problems'.

I can't eat. I'm too excited , I went out for lunch and saw Luke and the fat bird from Big Brother. The Posh and Becks of 2008.

Being Lib Dem it will take him an hour to decide what to have and then he will have what the Tory in front of him in the queue chose.

Is the Pompey game tonight on the CBeebies Channel ?? Squeezed between Newsround and Home and Away or something.

I remember Nick Clegg when he was in Kajagoogoo

A mate of mine has just bought a house with a great big paddock attached. I could sell tickets to 'visitors' who want to come and have a stroll around.

What if you have an overdraft and the bank went bust?

J Goody V Feltz M McManus The Nadia blokebird of big brother

I've got a stag week in Vegas next year. Probably have to remortgage the house to pay for it

Who is she anyway

She ( It's ) a pig. Horrific. Blonde hair doesn't automatically make a bird fit

Shame Ben Thatcher isn't playing, he deserves a clap.

Wikipedia says he owns the club, and you don't get anything more official than that.

having done that I can vouch for the fact that they aren't

We still have a chance of winning the Carling/Milk/Rumbelows/League Cup

Bloody joke imo

no worries

Inter