Hatch

Being Lib Dem it will take him an hour to decide what to have and then he will have what the Tory in front of him in the queue chose.

Is the Pompey game tonight on the CBeebies Channel ?? Squeezed between Newsround and Home and Away or something.

I remember Nick Clegg when he was in Kajagoogoo

A mate of mine has just bought a house with a great big paddock attached. I could sell tickets to 'visitors' who want to come and have a stroll around.

What if you have an overdraft and the bank went bust?

J Goody V Feltz M McManus The Nadia blokebird of big brother

I've got a stag week in Vegas next year. Probably have to remortgage the house to pay for it

Who is she anyway

She ( It's ) a pig. Horrific. Blonde hair doesn't automatically make a bird fit

Shame Ben Thatcher isn't playing, he deserves a clap.

Wikipedia says he owns the club, and you don't get anything more official than that.

having done that I can vouch for the fact that they aren't

We still have a chance of winning the Carling/Milk/Rumbelows/League Cup

Bloody joke imo

no worries

Inter

Absolute scum of the earth. He turned up for the first day of his court case, which was to decide his fate for the rest of his life, in a Man Utd away shirt.

I will tie a rope around his ankle.

on a related issue. Craig Meehan found guilty and given 20 weeks. But he has been a remand longer so he has been released. With such a high publicity case, this bloke is fncked for the rest of his life. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7618108.stm

I got a job for him, my drains are blocked. Shove him down there, he will fix it in minutes.

If he jumped straight up , he might drown.

Premier league - 11/20 Championship - 9/24 league 1 - 6/24 league 2 - 9/24 Not likely to increase either as I have reached the can't be arsed stage of my life.

While the whole world is financially collapsing, Damien Hirst has sold a collection of his works for over £100m http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/visual_arts/article4766622.ece Bad times for all indeed.

The Yanks have booked him again for next year . (source The Sun - so may not be true)

I wouldn't say he is very funny, but he does seem very intelligent. Maybe people don't get his comedy, me included.