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Born in Eastleigh Lived in Chandlers Ford All family are Saints fans, parents, brothers, uncles, cousins, the lot. Hate the Skates.

When Factless uses terms like Premier League club, that could mean any team that has been in the Premier League at any point in history.

yep, this.

That mother must be a vile person. 'lets destroy my kids friendships over £15' B*tch,

Chelsea Points 87.5 - 89 Manchester City 80.5 - 82 Arsenal Points 71.5 - 73 Manchester United 70.5 - 72 Southampton 67 - 68.5 Liverpool 61.5 - 63 Tottenham Hotspur 61 - 62.5 West Ham 54 - 55.5 Above is the current predicted final points spread from SportingIndex. They have us comfortably finishing 5th

and fatter

it was amazing. Amla carried his bat for 153 not out, and still didnt win Man of the Match !

In that spurs game, where did they take the free kick from ?

seeing as we are talking about Socceram, I ****ged one of the first soccerettes, a plymouth fan.

next two games are against teams in the top 6. Then they have Hartlepool and then Dag & Red. The Bottom two teams. Those two games could be a watershed.

as a bonus, It's nice to see Twitchy squirming at QPR Seems one Journo isn't in #TeamRedknapp like all his other cronies.

3 points from relegation , 3 poxy points ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

format - Find a joke your mates find funny. repeat every week for 5 years.

Groundwork has begun on a speculative development, that may or may not have Tesco as a tenant.

Thats excellent, well done Agent Connolly

Thats why I called him a tit , the player hasn't even played at league 1 level yet.

All I did was call him a 'f**king tit' No sense of humour these skates.

This. On repeat. Daily.

Neil Allen has blocked me on twitter

Shall I paint my bedroom cream or fuchsia at the weekend ?

ah fook! at least Corkies back

Those windows were personally put in by Nelson himself I'll have you know. I think he did the fire alarms too. This is a Portsmyth fact.

One month ago, 10th Dec http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/business/local-business/pompey-supporters-trust-treasurer-left-embarrassed-by-account-delay-1-6465949 have I missed these ?

similar, But Leon Britton played for Swansea in division 4, and probably in the Europa League with them.

using fag packet maths, and going down the football pyramid by the gap of 82 places. I end up with Larkhall Athletic, one place above Totton.