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in other cricket news, England are 1 for 1 against WI , Trott out without troubling the scorer.

Blue Shoes seems to be quite normal, I'm shocked.

got a stinking hangover this morning, this has cheered me up.

looks like Chris Nicholl

was going to say this as well.

is that text speak ? with Alan Knight MBE or Alan Knight Maybe?

get out!

http://www.celebritiesmoney.com/portsmouth-fc-squad-salary/ no idea if genuine or not, probably not tbf, especially the Barcelona Bound Jed Wallace.

I do realize that unfortunately it is very unlikely to happen, but they only have 49 points, which would not have been enough to have kept them up in the last 2 seasons.

Only found out was an April Fools when my order wouldn't go through http://www.firebox.com/product/7078/Inner-Selfie-Stick?via=hp&s=1x1&t=new

oh, and I haven't even mentioned the thread suggesting that they receive public funds to build a new stadium !!!

A few managerial suggestions from POL seeing as they now seem to want Awford out again Gary Johnson Martin Allen Ian Holloway Twitchy and Paulo Di Canio

plus one

FAO Andreas Lubitz

There could be collateral damage of quite a few people losing their jobs because of this , not just Clarkson.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32063587

The two Serbs / Everyone else. Serbs hate everyone.

Thats what I mean, why don't they say that then, instead of pretending they don't know.

at least I have now heard of the SPort in a storm website. Thats something at least

Why does it take so long 'to check'. We all know that they know exactly who was on board.

no one being nicked is not the same as having no racists.

Is Mr Turkish not part of the Ugly Inside gang of ruffians?

which bit ?

In central London, just like any other day.

It will clash with the X-Factor Final