Crouchie's Lawyer

I too feel the 'novelty' of Oceana will wear off soon. My mates who had gone to ikon about 3 times in 5 years have now decided they wanna go every week. Very expensive and esentially just a lick of paint! I have been twice and already its getting boring

Fri: Round a mates, played on xbox 360 pro evo, and mario kart and golf on wii, had a few smokes and a pizza. Sat & Sun: Slept a lot and when awake, didnt move from my sofa. Played FM08 and watched all the footy on TV. Bit of a boring weekend really but I was knackered so just chillaxed! 4/10

Rolf Harris is dead! :shock:

I know we aren't doing too well but atleast we aren't bottom!

Lol'able!

That cannot be sheet surely? I'd rather pull out of the marathon that sheet myself and make a tit out of myself on national TV! Atleast with a peace you can hide it a bit better or just jump to the side and go!

Why did those girls do it for you? Was your butler busy?

Fruckin joke if we sell IMO one of our best players. I can bear shifting (or trying to shift) the likes of Gregorz, Saga, Euell, Skacel et al but when it comes to 'young players' who fit the bill of what JP is trying to build, it beggers belief. We cannot rely on Thomas, Svenson and Perry as our CB's this year. While solid, there is no pace and injury problems will cause major issues. 2 games, 2 hurtful defeats, 1 player pretty much gone (Davies) another rumoured to be going (Surman). Frucking sheet

I needed a new duvet

Cant believe they are going for $25.5k!

That has to big my biggest lol for a f*cking long time! I even laughed the second time I read it! See if everyone had unlimited posts, we would not get genius contribution like that!

Well you do have one hell of a neck!

Cross your eyes, this will make them feel better. Puts you on an even keel

Obviously!

Seems Essr is being a c*ckle. Im banned now too. Apparently it seems anyone who has paid to register on here isnt allowed to be part of their club!

Leave my arsealona

Being a member of both I think the only main difference is usage. Obviously with more members this place is busier so posts get updated quicker and conversation flows quicker which is better if you're sat at work bored and have nothing to do rather than waiting for someone to write something. Also b-anter can be on the slightly too far side. A lot of the things said on there are in jest and funny and just as the site says - b-anter, but I feel a few of the comments said on there are a little too far opinionated. Still I use both sites and both have pro's and cons

I too have this problem, I cant just eat one biscuit, it has to be the whole frucking pack!

She went crazy?

I think its the thought which counts. Not many people would have bothered in todays soceity

I would imagine reporting on something like for example a childrens 5th birthday party is not as dangerous as reporting in a war zone though? Although in london with gun / knife crime as it is, its probably not far off TBH

SNSUN how many times do we need to tell you, shirt buttons are no legal tender! I have had the 1p and the 2p, not seen the 5p yet or any others. I thought it was an Australian coi when I first saw it!

All that weed in your system, it slows you down. I hope im playing upfront next time your'e running line! Ill always be onside!

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Only passing on what I had heard from Rattleheads maternal figure...