Crouchie's Lawyer

No diggity no doubt I would certainly knock her hip out

Ho Ho Ho, your a barrell aren't you? How does it feel knowing everyone thinks you're a c*ck?

Fri: Smoking night with my mate while playing Wii: Mario Kart & Golf, Xbox 360: Pro Evo Sat: Sleep during am, probably a bit of house work in the afternoon while playing FM08 and doing something with the Mrs in the pm. Sun: Dunno, relaxing I spect!

I think it may have something to do with the fact you went to a school for paraplegics Jilleh :cool:

So fookin bored. Does everyone actually work on Thurdays in anticipation of doing no work on Fridays?

Surely correcting everyone's grammar and spelling???

Picture needs to be a bit smaller to appreciate better... afankoo

I used to do this and just realised, my being constantly tired coincides with me stopping doing this. Cheers S13, im gonna start doing this again! I think you have help solve my constant tiredness!

What do you do if you have filled it up nearly already? Drink it? Dribble it down your leg? I too have started only putting full £'s in the car but this is for ease of balancing the company credit card I pay for the diesel with at the end of the month. And because everyone else here does it too

I would say only the first is OCD related

Coming from someone who cannot have a stereo or tv volume of 14?

I think I would go for Leave my arsealoner

1) Ok, but you wouldn't be known to others in the same way. 2) Sorry, I cant reach, here you do it '

If you could change your TSW name but keep everything else the same (like post count for example) and everyone would know you still, what would you change it to?

I lol'd!

Vigorously wiping the toilet seat clean before I use the loo for Mr number Two. Even in my own house I have to do it.

poo's

Im a 2 - 3 a day man. Mainly a 2 but sometimes a 3

Did he refuse the return to sender? Is that why you spat at him?

Before or after she lost the weight and put it back on again before losing it?

Captain Major Lol

Or mauled by a tampon if its any beach in portsmouth! (surprised smiley thing)

He spunked all his money investing it into us! Oh... wait.... :cool:

28 Months later... Follow on to 28 days later and 28 weeks later. Very wicked films

What if the driver was infact the dog owner and pet lover, and the person sat in the passenger seat (presuming it's filmed in a left hand drive car) hates dogs and thought it was funny to release it? Even if the dog didnt die, it would have probably been very distressed and I think that was the issue