Crouchie's Lawyer

Head on over to b-anter then?

Did anyone catch it? Meant to be the new Lost (in terms of addictiveness). Done by the same dude too (J.J. Abrams - Lost & Cloverfield). Saw the first bit last night as I was tired so recorded it on Sky Plizzao, looks quite good.

Aids who do you play for?

I find on a night out, I have to drink to enjoy it. The night seems long and fairly boring watching everyone else get c::nted. Dancing just aint the same either, as you realise you cant actually dance! Therefore, I dont think its possible I could ever go teetotal

My Mum breeds goats (cue abusive jokes), however, I dont think we will have a drought over here so doubt she will require one for the male goats!

Ah, so thats what you decided on. Makes sense now

If its not too late Stevo, you could try Center Parc's. Best Spa ever (Aqua Sauna) in Longleat. I think you can get a day pass, possibly without even pre-booking (give them a call). Check online on center Parc's web site too. And after you can take her to the zoo (Longleat).

Are you living in fear of being stabbed then?

Tactical vest??? Explain...

It can apply then too yes, if your in a 'who can get c::nted the quickest' competition. By definition, filling your stomach with food means the alcohol can be absorbed into the food rather than going straight into the blood, therefore slowing down the rate in which you get drunk, so eating would be cheating.

Fri: Dropped Teh Mrs to a restuarant for a work meal, went to pub, picked a very drunk teh Mrs back up after I finished at pub. Was hoping for secksy time, all I got was listening to the rythmic sounds of her chundering in the loo. Nice. Sat: Stayed in bed most of the day watching telebox and playing FM08, trying to ignore the sounds of teh Mrs still throwing up. Lame bint. Over a mates in the evening for pizza, weed, xbox and wii. Sun: Watched footy and tidied house. Over parents in evening for a meal. 5.5/10

Depends... If you are entering a competition about how long you can go without consuming food and someone is caught secretly eating food, im sure this statement could apply?

Open the valve and deflate her. HTH

Your location sums you up well. Mongoloid

Chav :smt067

I was not the body double for Dirk Diggler in the film boogy nights

Bit random!

If by wearing Henleys you get to bum her, then i'd wear it...

Right, im off to collect teh Mrs and hopefully get noshed off. She is apparently very drunk (or so she said in a text) and she loves ma willeh when she is drunk so she is gonna get it for a whole 3 minutes tonight! Laters

Now thats not fair, if I got AIDS from my very first secksuwal experience I would be pretty peaced off! Taking his virginity and giving him AIDS!

oh noes, not good, correct answer would have been x years, seems like only a few weeks though! Thought about moving in with her?

So who will you give it to then?

Money and being funny = able to pull hotties

Cant see any other reason for it. Would you rather be Chris Moyles with all his money and humour, but quite a chubbeh, or look like Brad Pitt but not be famous? I think I would go for being Moyles, his comedy alone has women falling at his feet. I know its not everyones cup of tea but some hot women find him very attractive

That is genius! :badgrin: