Crouchie's Lawyer

You never said who you would give AIDS to though?

ha ha! Nah, im going over my mates for a smoke again so recording the on sky plus so I dont miss it! As much as I would love to watch it live, we are on Sky so bound to lose. I'd prefer a smoke! I wearz the trousers anyway, but I have gotta keep an eye on the time as if im 5 minutes late picking her up, she will tan my behind!

The cave is on TV at the moment, seen it before, but its a bit of a weird one! Similar to another film I cant think of the name, where a group of girls go into a cave where weird human like creatures live. They all die no surprise.

Meh it has its benefits. She does all my ironing and washing! Has its downsides too, takes the edge off a relationship I feel. If you have something on a plate, your not always hungry if ya catch my drift! How long you been with your Mrs?

That made me lol!

I always thought Buzzin was a 40 year old though! I didnt personally know MB until after here, met him becuase of a mutual interest... You know him personally I take it too from a post on the 'tell a lie about yourself' thread. Im 25 so yeah been driving a while. I just like spamming which I guess is why I may come across 15!

Currently on ITV. That Jayne bird that presents it is pretty fit. Im led to believe its Comedy Dave's Mrs, me thinks he is punching above his weight a little...

I would like to think that im as loved and loathed as the rest of yall now and part of the TMS furniture, there are some very funny characters here

Blame the other spammer MB, he introduced me! Once I found this place I got comfy, its my kind of humour and passes the day sitting in a boring office! I know my humour may not be to everyones taste, however, since this £5 malarky, its been a bit quiet in here so I start threads to get it going. Seems there are a lot of people who just 'watch' the forearm and dont really start threads. The last 4 threads had a combined 122 posts on them so people do tend to post. Anyway, you have started two random threads tonight so you just as much of a spammer! I think it was today that there were 21 people watching the forearm but no posts for 30 minutes. As soon as a thread is started it gets people talking again. Im like a saviour! Anyway, the threads I start normally do quite well

If I had a thumb print on my head I wouldnt have gone out anyway last Sat! Its about keeping them happy. I take it you dont live with your Mrs then?

D!cko, whats your avatar?

I fear I may end up being the most AIDS infected person, so ill get in early. Probably Plastic, he appears to be a moody little fella. I have no 'beef' with anyone else on here as everyone else seems to make me laugh quite a bit even if they do take the peace out of me (Deppo...)

Because last Fri was 1 year till I get married teh Mrs wanted to spend a nice evening in, however realised she had made plans already to go to a reiki lesson she had pre-booked so asked if it could be postponed to the saturday. I said fine, and went out on town Fri night. My magte then asked if I wanted to go over his for a smoke on the saturday so I grovelled to the Mrs saying I would spend all Sat day with her, go out for a nice meal etc if I could go over my mates in the evening. She wasnt happy and basically said 'do whatever you want' As I had already overstepped the line I went over my mates anyway as there would have been nothing I could of done to make it any difference. She said she would forgive me if I took her and her mate and picked them up after to a restaurant for her works do tonight. So I took them earlier and went to the pub. Just got back and gotta pick her up in an hour so catching up on heroes while on here. My back still f*cking hurts though

Yeah right!

Cheers Hamster, ill give it a go. Funnily enough, I have had better advice in TMS than I got in the f*cking doctors!

Henleys? Explain? So why are you on here tonight at 11:30 you saddo?

Yes I do, I keep them locked in a cupboard and get them out for special boobilicious occasions to play with them. My lie is that I'm not a perfect size 8 with a peachy bum & big titties.

We are not all like you Deppo, some of us can get REAL girls. That move, breath and talk!

Or why dont we just say they are not troops? Just good old fashion civil war with civilians amassing an army?

Isnt that the amount of time you get put down for, for beastiality?! :shock:

I have Kate Garraways breasts

I hope that was through sharing a needle, I would hate to think you bummed him or even worse, let him bum you!

I fixed your typo, no need to thank me

Ah, I didnt think of that part, good point. You havent been on here much recently Bungle?

I reckon we would have them. We are a lot bigger than they are (country size) and we have all the knife crime chavs who we can throw out on the front line innit. Although, with the Scots taking advantage upfront, would the Welsh take us from the rear? :shock: