Crouchie's Lawyer

You had secksy timez? Last night for me, oh yeah giggity giggity go (Although I do live with her)

F::ck me, what a crying b|tch. If I were paid the amount he was, I would galdly lap up any insults people threw at me. Smacks of hissy girly Sol, crying to Pompey saying that 'dem nasty londoners was bean wude do me' Fag

Playing Squash last night did not loosen up the trapped nerve like I had hope, instead, when I got home, I couldnt move. Went to the doctors this morning and in all seriousness, you lot on here have been more helpful. Im no doctor, however, I would have thought the fact I said a shooting pain ran down my leg, tends to suggest it was a nerve. The doctor made me lie down while he checked my reflexes hitting me knee with a stick then said its probably muscular. Gave me a 'what exercises will help' photcopied leaflet and sent me packing. Doctor my ar$e

Touch of the splats is hardly a disease

You play with fire you gets burned

PL you're back to your happy happy happy house self!

Ha, Denzil has infultrated the Echo. Do they not check the comments before posting them?

Amen brother, glad to see we are all singing from the same hymn sheet!

They are for indoor cats only. If my cats went out, I wouldnt have put them on. The bigger cat has 8 claws covered now (no point doing the 'thumb' claws or rear legs) She is fine with them. The little one who hates having her claws trimmed has 4 on her right and one on her left. She washed her paws for about half an hour and tried to pull them off but after a while she was ok with them. Having now put them on, I dont think they are cruel and they will stop them scratching the sheet out of the sofas!

Erm, I hope your referring to Wiltshire Saint and not me!

Is that an offer?

Stevo and his small exposed willeh

Slightly?

Sounds like an interesting night!

You have just paid £50 for a wii controller. He has since sold the rest and hasnt told you.

Is that how you like it? When someone protests? Well, I still dont know if your actually male or female so 50% chance!

Leaving something for too long?? Or am I thinking of simmering? Either way, if its not an actual word, then it should be and im tm'ing it!

Genius. Its man like you, who get teh wimminz. Your my god. You should write a book on it?

either a bird with her eye in the wrong place or a bride without an ecstasy tablet

Now im no love guru, but correct me if im wrong. This may not be the best way to get the womminz?

Tonight: dropping Mrs to restaurant for her works do, then heading down teh pub with mates and returning like a good boy to pick her up later. I better get noshed off for it. Tomorrow: Tidy house in anticipation for parents coming over for meal monday, watch teh footy (if there is any on sky) and head over mates in teh evening for weed, pizza, wii and xbox. Sun: Chillin like a villain on penicillin and watchin teh footy

Lorra lorra love in here! CF, reading between the lines of the extract below, I would say if she is asking to meet your parents, then your not trying to get with her, you with her?! Why would she wanna meet your parents if she is not with you?!

You should take them up with it then. Never good to leave issues smeltering. FWIW, i think she is quite fit

Getting serious now, in answer to your question, I think you should broach the subject by offering to make her a nice candle lit dinner to apologise for the 'exposure'. You should make sweet love to her and all will be forgiven. However, if she is as old as you say, her eyesight is probably f::cked so she wouldnt of seen anything.

Stevo, you have pics of Shanes nob on your phone?!