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Give her a fifty and tell her to go and buy a nice dress.

I always defended him, but I did know that any waist high cross from the by line would likely be dollied up to the nearest attacker. Never mind, it didn't happen that often, and he is a sound chap.

Anyone whose first name is Jack, has appeared in One flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and whose second name begins with N and has an S in it. That's who I mean.

I'm thinking that Deppo can only return after a transformation exhibited by Jack Nicholas in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, or John Hurt in 1984. He is gone. Apparently under ECG as we speak, and the rats are next. He will be denouncing comrades. Be worried.

It can only be as a result of a tawdry love affair gone wrong.

"Luke - I am your father. GEDDIN THE JANNERS!!!!!!!!!"

A butterfly crushed on a wheel

When you absolutely, definitely have to kill every melon farmin rat in the room - AK47

If any non-Brisbane dweller should chance upon this thread, I would like to point out it is frickin cold right now. 12 degrees in the day where most houses don't have heating. I have chapped lips and frozen hands every morning after my 35km scoot into work. Cold. Also, I didn't realise Roar had played Power already - who's the best team in Bris, apart from The Roar? I get the impression Power are contenders, but that may be because I live here!

Well, I'm a bit fckd off about Deppo ban really. End of the day tho, who gives a **** about the self righteous **** houses who got him banned. PC gone mad!!!!!!!!!!

This sounds like bad news. He's gone and got himself a IP hider and signed on again as a different user. Opped. Look out for him. Follow the gourd.

Despite being in Australia, I find listening to Radcliffe & Maconie on Radio6 gives me a good mix of 'new' bands (perhaps not aimed at 20 year olds) and old classics. Adele springs to mind as being a really talented and successful singer whose oeuvre should persist over time. Plus a good few American bands (Avi Buffalo, Beach House, Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire (not US I think - but who cares) , then lots of other good female singers and some great UK acts. On the same note, you should have tried growing up in the mid 80s - finding decent music was like gold panning, and you ended up liking anything which wasn't mainstream, even tho it was probably crap all the same (Red Lorry Yellow Lorry). In the 90's, 'the kids' had loads of good music (Roses, Mondays etc) - bar stewards!

Sorry, but it's minuscule. Really. As to the OP, I think it;s all about symmetry. Moving mammals need symmetry otherwise they' d fall over. Symmetry has to come in twos, so it's 2, 4 or six legs / arms / breasts. If we went with 4 (arms / legs / breasts etc), then we wouldn't be able to emply the darwinian effect of upright species winning the war. 6 and over - same argument. Leaves 2 or 0. Given the choice, it has to be two.

Dunno. Reads well - I would want to instantly see examples of your achieved targets and forward thinking. If you back up that paragraph with evidence for each sentence, then you'd be very attractive. Maybe trim the 'I am young' bit out and put the rest into bullets with the corresponding evidence. Don't say 'although I am young' - if you wish to allay prospective employers' fears about your youth, maybe indicate what you achieved in a factual manner - e.g. 'implemented office solution at age 17'. Perhaps 'routinely ignore advice from middle aged Saints fans' would be a positive also!

What's this obsession with sides of 'paper' - so 80s? Direct your future employer to your web site/linkedin/facebook/ whatever. Make it interesting and easily consumable with the front page being the 'come and get me' headline of your previous CV. Have links to previous companies' web sites and links to mocked up work that you completed there (e.g. an infrastructure diagram based on what you did at current employment). It shouldn't be too hard to make the page accessible only to those employers you want to see that you're looking for work. And if Monster et al don't have this facility, set up your own business which provides this kind of portal.

water water everywhere nor any drop to drink

Well bicarb and vinegar seems a relatively organic choice, but try to think of the future water supply when using 'black cap' final solution stuff.

If anyone doesn't know how it works here in Oz, and I think in US - the 'winners' of the division (most sports have only one top flight I think) are termed the 'minor-premiership' winners, then it all goes back to knock out, just like RL and RU? in UK. The most coveted trophy is the Grand Final in any sport - so you have to win loads of games during the season and still do a knockout at the end - what a way for City to stick one on Man U in the final game of the season! Because the Grand Final is perceived the major win, it really does test the resolve of the team which finishes top during the regular season. Sacrilege as it may be, I am thinking this could work in the Prem.

It's the bomb that will bring them together

Coming from Winchester myself, I was physically sick when my other half told me she'd met a Wintonian here in Australia who supported Protsoumth. Rather Spurs than them!

I want us to be in a league where no ar 5 e hole gets to describe us as 'plucky'. It will cost me a lot in tellys/computers if we get to the prem and struggle. The Champ looks like a topflight UFC fight to me - bring it on! 'When' we get to the prem, we need to be regarded as better than Bolton and Stoke. And Fulham.

He doesn't give the impression of putting it around. May have been the only time, may have been 'targeted' - who knows? With a face like his, love child of Peter Reid and Peter Beardsley, he'd probably be quite vulnerable to seduction.

wooooaaaaahhh, Bodyform says it's ok. Did she go to her skydiving lesson on roller skates?

I can only refer you to the cucumber/ham/microwave combo mentioned on a thread a couple of months ago. Not strictly fruit, mind. A mate told a trifle related story,but that was consensual, though a bit messy.

I think 'upskirting' had a phase on here a few years back - shameful of course! For our female listeners, the WTA (some attractive tennis players and the Williams brothers) link also points to 'Spunks of the ATP'. It could be bukkake, it could be male tennis players, who knows?