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l Not very many did, which is a real shame. Never mind, a great time to be a Saints and Roar fan! I'm hacked off coz I just put 1000L in the pool, now I'm going to have to empty it out! (Mother and Father of storm hitting right now, though I think Redcliffe has swerved the really bad stuff - massive light show to the north and south though, continuous lighting for 15 seconds, brighter than day!).

MCMLXXVI - Are you having a nervous breakdown? Should we be concerned about you?

Cheers, bud!

Now you're going to have to explain poles and planes. It's not that having to explain a joke is a bad thing in itself, just that I don't even know what subject area this is - physics? Medicine / engineering? Proto joke: What links Graham Norton to Gadaffi? Mwumwhar. Please develop. I'm still satisfied with the joke I made up aged 12, posted at least 3 times by me. Escaped schizophreic / disparate man theme. Someday, someone will smile wryly.

herzlichen gedanke, dass hab ik nicht gedacht

This I believe is known as 'Teenage crusty bath w@nk' syndrome. It calcifies like chewing gum and takes week to get off.

Interesting comments on the original site - most seem in support of the guy. However, although I have anger problems, I would probably have started crying or ran out of the shop rather than sticking it to the offenders with a metal bar. That's how lilly livered wimps avoid prison! He was being assaulted first however, and no doubt McD's have a policy about that (probably involves running away, rather than getting busy with a metal bar though...). Feel sorry for the guy at the end of the day - 10 years in the Big House for an accidental shooting, now he's going to do more time.

I am weeping with nostalgia overflow. Stock Car Smash Up - I got that for my birthday in 1976! My dad bought himself a digitial watch for those crazy prices - in 1976! (he still can't work it). My mum had all the curlers and hair dryer stuff - my god we were Argos! Thanks for that dog! (Also, reminds me of catlogue based self abuse a little bit later in life).

Wasn't that boxing clip linked to from here? Therefore NA reads this. Therefore NA - you are making a lot of people round the world very happy, such as my dad. He always phones me for the result, as internet is a bit beyond him, and he's chuffed to bits as well as being staggered at how well Saints are doing. Nice one, Nige!

Numbers in band names makes me think of Level 42. Are they bust? Probably they deserve it more than UB40, though it's a close call. IoW band? Basically all UB40's bigness was doing cod-reggae covers of cod reggae songs. But they started off 'real' and chased the big bucks, ending up eating themselves. Naming themselves after a form was a stroke of genius.

Also, it's pretty much impossible to **** whilst being so ****ed that you feel obliged to share the experience. This seems to me to be a case of some imbibation folllowed by self-sullying, but with an exhibitionist bent. The defence may argue he cannot hold his drink, the prosecution will counter with 'he is able to hold his jizz'. The defendant is found guilty of ****ing, with supplementary exhibitionsism and self loathing (to run concurrently)

Droncall - very impressed with the nerd jokes. Can you explain the 'two dots' one?

Think a Morrissey album was 'Polare Parade' - very Kenneth Williams

You can't just do one test for gout - they just measure urate at a point in time and your urate levels may havve dropped by the time they did the test. In any case, from 12 years experience, gout is a form of arthritis in as much as it causes your joints to mis-shape. Toe is one, but ankle is just as common. I also severely twisted my ankle a couple of years before getting the first gout attack - in that same ankle, so I think the trauma can make a joint more susceptible to 'gouty arthritis' as it is known.

Confucious say: 'He who go to bed with scratchy bottom, wakes up with smelly finger'

I'm going to mention SheffU (again). 100% after first 10 - didn't get promoted. Can somebody look that up? (about 6 years ago??). Yes, I am too lazy to look it up.

Noodwn Aaaaaaaaabaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhttt. Say that and the locals will know what you're talking about. Having grown up round there, all I can say is go arcades, do some shoplifting and cycle to Cockington!

I wonder if he thought - 'Why is no one else swimming?'. I almost passed out in the sea at the weekend - due to the cold (and to think I grew up swimming on the beach at Paignton!). I'm sure this a more common way for middle age men to go..

Well, is it our luck to exist in the only parallel universe where people haven't bothered travelling back in time in order to end poverty, spread peace and happiness and make Saints top of the league? Hey, wait a minute...

Also, being ex-pat for (exactly) 2 years, I am going to join my kids in supporting ManU, though I imagine there are many wnakers on their forums also. In fact it's possible that one of the best supported and successul clubs in the world may have more wnakers on their forums than exist in this one. Cheers guys - I do hope you get rid of that burdensome Cortese character and achieve success in the lower divisions.

Haven't read all the posts yet. But THIS! Good work.

I'll rephrase what I said earlier. MLT is a legend and truly a privilege to watch. 10 or 20 years ago. In the recent past, no other fcucker has tried to steer this club on from one friggin important cup (Coventry, Portsmouth and a list of similar clubs have one the FA, Luton have won significant honours more recently than us, FFS), so let's move on. NC is the guy in charge - he's not actively doing MLT, LM, FB down, but he IS DOING A WHOLE LOAD OF STUFF FOR THE CLUB NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! Frankly, I could put up with all the 'are we going to stay up' business every year, but we were really, badly, going down the tubes, as evidenced by the parade of jokers who ran the club, and the equally ludicrous set of clowns who nearly got in charge. You don't have to love NC, but you've really got to accept that there is NO BETTER OPTION!!!!!!!!!!

MLT is a legend, I and most of us on this forum had the great fortune to watch him play. I'd much rather be mid table in League 2 than top of the Championship.

Bobfoc. Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.

Mr Shyte - would you please get your blog on the blog page on this friggin forum, as requested before.