Golac's Iron Gonads

I'm rather happy to be getting some of the big teams out of the way first, they are usually bedding in superstar signings and not quite clicking after the summer break. Man Utd are always slow starters.

27 Tottenham (H) November 3 West Brom (A) 10 Swansea (H) 17 QPR (A) 24 Newcastle (H) 27 Norwich (H) December 1 Liverpool (A) 8 Reading (H) 15 Chelsea (A) 22 Sunderland (H) 26 Fulham (A) 29 Stoke (A) January 1 Arsenal (H) 12 Aston Villa (A) 19 Everton (H) 29 Man Utd (A) February 2 Wigan (A) 9 Man City (H) 23 Newcastle (A) March 2 QPR (H) 9 Norwich (A) 16 Liverpool (H) 30 Chelsea (H) April 6 Reading (A) 13 West Ham (H) 20 Swansea (A) 27 West Brom (H) May 4 Tottenham (A) 12 Sunderland (A) 19 Stoke (H)

August 18 Man City (A) 25 Wigan (H) September 1 Man Utd (H) 15 Arsenal (A) 22 Aston Villa (H) 29 Everton (A) October 6 Fulham (H) 20 West Ham (A)

I'll say no more but please view this, no one died or suffered 'horrific injuries'

I'm pro-flare.

I'd make a little inquiry into the availability of Ji sung Park.

You ****ing beauties!!!!!!

On my laptop, in a small studio flat on the 8th floor of a 16 storey block of flats in the heart of Seoul at 1:20am, I shall be wearing all 5 of my replica shirts in an effort to influence the result.

Looks likely that we'll be going up, and I'm looking forward to once again having a couple of cheap Saints players in next year's Premier fantasy team. Hooiveld, Lallana & Lambert should be around 15 million and will propel 'Bukkake Nightmare' into the higher echelons of the Fantasy Football World.

My feelings, too. Should have and could have. If just one of them had done their job effectively. Who knows?

**** you Saints you ****ing arseholes, all ****ing season top of the ****ing league and you're going to ****ing throw it away now, you ****s!

I had a steak pie on my last visit, I didn't see any meat in that.

Oh and people will be complaning that Adkins is not the man to take us to the next level.

Probably where Swansea are now, and a little bit bored with it all.

Phil Thompson

Four or five million would see him sold.

Travesty of a result, but I love it! Kelvin you hero!

Done, and would like to point the OP in the direction of the recent thread regarding 'taking a crap at The Dell' should they need to beef up the word count with stadium related quotes.

If Chaplow had not got injured I think he'd be giving Rickie a run for his money.

If Redknapp gets the job he will be found out in the same manner as Keegan.

Ahh then I spot the other thread, apologies.

From todays Guardian http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2011/dec/16/joy-of-six-portsmouth-southampton-derbies

How can a professional be so unprofessional. Bloody clown. He's earning a bloody living as a footballer.

haha channel is a bit... sopcast channel 119537 is fine

This works for those who can't get onto firstrow sports http://www.hahasport.com/v-2/14/12/v-341238.html