Golac's Iron Gonads

That's not tight, relying on poor quality live streaming on your laptop is tight. But I don't want my money going anywhere near Murdoch.

Lowe was great at selling players for fine prices, he was just retarded when re-investing the profit.

Finally Brown is booked, let's have him with a red, delivered whilst he's on a stretcher.

Gettttttt in again!!!!! Looking great!! Good to be a saints fan again!

Harding looks bloody nervous!

I'm in the finding it amusing camp. That a squad member hasn't been singled out for the 1st cover might be a good thing, next issue stick the man of match against Leeds on the cover. No egos, only Cortese's.

I didn't like taking a **** there, let alone lay a pipe. I'll ask my dad though, it's highly likely he has a tale. He once blocked the loos in the San Siro, and he still uses that stadium's name as a euphemism when he needs to unload.

Did you used to work on 3-2-1?

Arguably other ex-players would be better for the 'team', but it has to be Le Tissier. The sheer pleasure of knowing that the best player in England is playing for us, that every game there will be a moment when he does something magical that no other English player could do, not always a goal, sometimes a pass, a flick or an amusingly laidback walk to the cornerflag. All that and knowing that he'll never leave us, even when the big boys come knocking. Knowing that every other fan, despite their teams success or history is envious that we get to see Matthew Le Tissier everyweek, whereas they only get to see him once a year.

Manager Lawrie Mcmenemy (his abilty to get big name players to a small club was staggering) GK - Peter Shilton RB - Ivan the terrible CB - Mark Wright CB - Dean Richards LB - Mark Dennis RM - Rod Wallace CM - Nicky Holmes CM/AM - Matt Le Tissier LM - Gareth Bale ST - Alan Shearer ST - Steve Moran

A band? No, thanks. However, I wouldn't be adverse to a solitary analogue synth making an occasional whoop-beep beep noise, add a bit of delay on it and it would be suffciently wierd enough to make me smile. Coming through the tannoy would be ideal.

This is the goal you're all looking for

It means we are only one division away from my South Korean students knowing who the team I support are. Unfortunately they don't show much live on TV here that isn't Man U (Park Jisung) or Bolton (Lee) related, but fortunately they do have the fastest internet in the world so let the streaming start! WE ARE GOING UP!

Didn't he used to carry blue and red victory signs? I recall him holding them aloft as he walked around the pitch, cheers for the red boos for the blue. As a kid I always though it was a political thing, looking back it was probably team colours, though Liverpool wore yellow in them days and that's the only time I'd see the sponging toerag.

mentions for Mark Dennis, Dave Watson, Ivan Golac and Mark Wright. Was underwhelmed by Keegan's signing as I am of the generation that had seen little of him playing having started watching football in early 79 and anyway we already had Channon and Moran.

I'd guess Nick Holmes too

So glad I'm not alone in thinking this, I was getting rather worried with the Gerrard love that has been presented in most peoples alternative teams. Gerrard was awful, roamed around the pitch leaving the left side completely open, and Cole having to defend against Muller and the best right back in the business! Worries me that Capello didn't pull Gerrard off as the big headed superstar couldn't stick to a game plan. I don't have an alternative team, as far as I can see we are f**ked for at least 10 years unless something is done about the grass roots coaching in this country. Interesting little stat I saw in a paper yesterday: Prior to this tournament, there were only 2,769 English coaches holding Uefa's top qualifications. Spain has produced 23,995, Italy 29,420, Germany 34,970 and France 17,588. Yep France and Italy have bombed out, but both were finalists 4 years ago and I know they'll both be doing better than England again within 4 years

The impression I got was that Lowe thought he could outsmart the F.A and avoid the 10 point deduction as the debt/adminstration belonged to Southampton Leisure Holdings. In my opinion it was this arrogance not Barclays that resulted in us copping -10 this season.

I'd be interested to know who he feels is the best player he played alongside at Southampton, as he played with a lot of great players. I'd also ask him if any of the older players (again there were a lot of them in his days) gave him advice/influenced him. Oh and thank him for making it such an exciting time to be a Saints fan. I was at the Man City game when he made his debut. Back then my dad would hang around with me outside in the car park after games so I could get autographs, I got Steve's that night, think I was the only person to ask for it, it's now 30 years later and I still remember it, largely because he wrote his name in very schoolboyish cursive, it looked as though I'd written it myself (I imagine he would have only been 6 years older than me) a couple of years later I saw his autograph on a photo and was disappointed that it had transformed into a rather elaborate loopy affair and looked nothing like my treasured autograph. Whatever the score during a game you knew you could add another goal to the Saints column if he hadn't yet scored, HE ALWAYS SCORED! LEGEND!

I'm 41 and it was my first Saints cup final. I cried but still wore my Phil Boyer badge with pride.

ahhhhhhh now Phil Boyer would have got a hat-trick yesterday, if it was 'yesterday', I'm not really sure as I'm living in Seoul.

will any of their scorers be playing for them next year when we beat them? Feel sick!

to the tune of 'And your bird can sing' by the Beatles you tell us that your team is better than ours and you're premier league but you're going down you're going down you say you've got better players and you're premier league but you're ****ing **** you're ****ing **** when your prized possessions are flogged on the cheap you may be awoken that you're **** that you're ****

to the tune of 'my old man's a dustman' Avram's off to Thailand to get himself a pro he picked one up on the cheap but the hooker was a bloke ohhhhhhhhhhh repeat until he shifts uncomfortably on his buttocks

I missed the 1st 10 minutes, but Antonio looks a decent player to me, a little raw, but decent. Took his goal nicely, holds up play, goes past players and can pass a bit. I don't think we're going to have a Rosicky or Ashely Young playing for us at this level. And I've seen rough looking players in the Prem, Babel, Malouda, Agbonlahor not everything they touch is gold. Give the bloke a break!!