Golac's Iron Gonads

Do the business Gazza! I know it will all be your fault again, when a defender tries to roundhouse Dzeko in the box, or when a defender inexplicably sticks out a leg and steers the ball past your near post from a yard out it will also be your fault, because apparently you possess the gravitational pull of a black hole from which nothing, even a professional's confidence can escape, and when someone arrows one into the top corner it will be the fact that you led with your 'wrong' hand, I again look forward to seeing exactly how you will be blamed today. Though should we keep a clean sheet you are to not take any credit, it will be because you were under no pressure, despite your affect on the psyche of our centre backs.

Without using the net, can any of you that claim Gazzaniga is the worst keeper in the Premiership name the 3rd choice keepers at the top 4 sides, let alone the mid table teams. Bare in mind also that Hart was dropped this season for some very poor displays, Liverpool fans don't rate Mignolet and there are stories that Courtois will be on his way back to Chelsea, after Cech's error in Paris.

I'm still a huge fan! Go on Gazza son! Have a rest Boruc.

Go go Gazza, shove it right up these suckers. Love from your number one fan

Gazza! Yes! Will be good to see how he fares behind our first choice back four, and some added fun in reading how every goal conceded (if we do) was his fault.

Who's the fella with the 'fro? That was some tidy finishing.

Actually feels better than the 80s when we last had a number of England players, and that felt good!

Lineker tweet: Rodriguez, Lambert and now a screamer from Lallana. England are going to **** this World Cup.

I say this in order to invoke the law of the sod 'we aren't going to score are we?'

Shaw will not be convincing Hodgson on this performance, may be the game Cole gets his place on the plane to Brazil without even playing.

Yep, I'm afraid so, but after so many years of still having something to play for in March, be it promotion, survival or cup semis, this all feels a bit flat. Great season, some great football, but I don't feel much about this win, at least not as much as I did when we got a draw back there in the relegation season.

Meh, seasons over, the only thing keeping me watching is seeing the development of the youngsters and Lallana's moments of magic. Ho hum.

Stekelenburg, Vorm or Ruddy.

Looks to me like he's going, wouldn't want Laudrup or Benitez, definitely not Benitez. I wouldn't say no to Adkins returning, but seeing as that's unlikely I'd settle for a Belgian or Dutchman I've never previously heard of (bar the nationality, much like Pochettino), the Dutch seem to churn out decent young players and the Belgians have just begun to, youth/good football seems to be the way we are heading, and generally I feel north Europeans are more suited to English football, because it's just as grim in their home countries as it is here. Who would be happy long term changing the Catalan environs for those of Southampton?

I have missed his avatar, not his posts. However, Pochettino's body language for the last few games is that of a man winding down his last days at work. Going through the motions and off to bigger things. The OP will almost certainly get his wish in the summer, for the good or bad we cannot say.

You knew Cole would score the moment some plank said he was **** on the build up thread. Why do people say it! Now I'm going to have to say that the West Ham defence will not concede more than 2 and will probably carry them to a champions league place.

If Lovren tweets an image of himself kissing the Pompey badge and demanding he be allowed to join them in the summer, and Lallana is caught wearing a Cortese mask whilst buggering a New Forest pony, I reckon Cork could well have a shout

Arsenal 2 Saints 0: What if Boruc had put his foot through the ball as Giroud approached, and Shaw hadn't got injured, could we have snatched a win and gone top?

Boruc this season is reminding me more and more of Grobbelaar, if you know what I mean.

Spend 5 minutes just watching Wilshere, awful, loathsome player. Constantly whinging at the ref, and if not the ref then at his own players for no reason. Might also be heading for a red card this game as he's getting niggly with Coutinho. Utterly brainless.

Any of these clueless football watchers changed their opinion in the last 3 months? http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?46909-Lallana-tipped-for-England-cap

Dongdaemun, Seoul, South Korea. -11 tomorrow, my balls are about to begin their winter hibernation somewhere up by my kidneys.

So now we've seen Everton's number 2 keeper is Gazzaniga still the worst in the Premiership?

Gaston's hair is a straight red, surely.

He's the right age for them.