Golac's Iron Gonads

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Isn't Bprac the the on board computer in Blake's Seven?

We look so good, even on an off day you can see the class of our players and that little bit extra class is winning us these close games. What scares me is that that is exactly how the top 4 teams usually manage to finish top 4. But we can't can we? We're Southampton FFS.

Is that one of those fleshlight things I've been reading about. When I say 'reading' I mean searching ebay for a cheap used model.

Sod this game where's the Man Utd build up thread? That's a 6 oointer to be sure. A win would be so huge that 50% of the population of Southampton would suffer involuntary bowel expulsions.

Didn't Arsenal boo one of their players off the pitch not so long ago. I'd never boo one of our own, never! Especially during a game.

If a scapegoat is a player that many see as having cost us a game on numerous occasions I'd say Gennoe/Wells, Benali, Paul Jones, Kelvin, and Fox all have good claims. Of those I'd say Fox and Benali were liabilities in the top flight and possibly Kelvin, but Leeds away, Leeds away!

Wanyama was a beast again, but with silky touches today. RESULT!

The 8-0 was special but somewhat tainted by how bad Sunderland were that day, also I wasn't there. I was at the Emirates though for the cup game, and Clyne's goal is my moment, great player, great goal, great night. Reminds me of Golac, only this bloke's better.

Our best hope is Ivanovic giving us a penalty, and getting himself sent off in the process, in the opening 10 mimutes, and Costa limping off after 20.

Nice one Mane. Made it look easy.

and can we play on a ****ing Saturday again please!

If you can't beat rubbish like this then you don't deserve to be in the top 4. Gutted, should have had 4 points from these 3 games against the big boys, going to end up with 0. ****ing useless.

Yeah, I'm fairly sure it was in some French Football rag a couple of months ago and mentioned on this very site. Nice that it's dragged up again the day before we play the champions, someone couldn't be trying to throw a few spanners in the works could they?

Sadly I don't think we'll ever see an article 'Why it is time to take Robbie Savage seriously'. Unless he's holed up in bunker threatening the lives of Adrian Durham and Andy Townsend, even then I'd be inclined to ignore him and let him get on with it.

Flying out to South Korea for a new job at bloody 9pm tomorrow, might catch 20/30 minutes of the first half in a bar, but won't find out the result for 11 very long hours. Will be the first thing I do upon landing, make me smile Saints! And do so by being 3 up against 10 men by the 22nd minute.

FFS Benteke and Ramirez both got themselves sent off against Spurs when their sides were winning 1-0, both end up costing their teams. 'holes.

Did Levy and Taider get a vote?

Bingo!

With Big Vic's Kenya already out of the African cup of Nations qualifying, we could really do with Senegal losing to Egypt on Saturday, will still need other results to go our way to keep Mane here for games against Man U, Newcastle and Swansea. (17th Jan - 8 Feb)

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/h/Sport/Football/Premier+League/Southampton This page saves a lot of searching, and is updated every few hours.

So where exactly are Lambert and Lovren watching this game from?

Jack Wilshere.

Bloody Benteke cost us 3 karmic points there. On the plus side, possibly he'll be missing for the Villa game.

I really hope so, but the quitters this summer showed that most players don't have much imagination, and rather than sticking a pipe bomb up the collective backside of the big teams and Premier league would prefer to slope off and sign for them.