Golac's Cunning Stunts

Ahem. Being as you are usually such a pedant, he isn't actually British, he is from Northern Ireland, which is part of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Absolutely fantastic. The blog post was quite good too.

Not sure other clubs would like us to be publishing stories about their players. Would you have liked it if Arsenal were officially communicating to their fans about Walcott or Ox before they had officially signed?

Yes it would really make it too easy for the comedians at the Sun and the Star wouldn't it?

Explains why Jimmy Fivebellies got five bellies then

You don't know when you are having your leg pulled do you? But to address this - are you really placing Southgate in the same class as Messi or Maradona (etc etc)?

Is this some bizarre word association game?

Yes but he was too small at 14. How was anyone to know he would grow to 6 ft tall? Exactly what talent did he show in other areas?

He was too small

And there you have it. People like you are lost when Google can't tell you what to do or give you your instant answer. It's a bit like when Dr Who used to confound the Daleks and they would end up spinning round and round shouting "Out of control, Out of control"

Bowen carleaves does rhyme with owen hargreaves. Here, let me show you Deppo said we would sign bowen carleaves But we all knew it was owen hargreaves There.

True . But better than ending up in L1 with players on Prem wages that you can't afford to pay and can't get rid of either. Now who would be stupid enough to do that?

As much as I'd like to believe you, the footballing world just doesn't work in the same way it did when we signed Kevin Keegan. Nowadays,big name players cost an extraordinary amount in wages (in which case, beware because you will **** off the other players not getting that amount). Also, if you can't afford the wages that they deem fit, they would rather warm the bench with their arses for years rather than come and play for you (take almost any Man C player for an example).

Don't panic, don't panic! Let me deal with the German agent.

Not 100% sure, but I think he won 9 before he lost 1

Murray is 6 years younger than Federer. When Federer was Murray's age he had already won the Australian Open (Twice), Wimbledon (4 times), and the US Open 3 times. He had lost ONE SLAM FINAL which was the French. What part of this are you not getting?

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Sorry Mr Glitter but I thought you were banned from posting on here?

Blokes that play tennis are ****s. Women who play tennis like ****s. 75 years of hurt......Never stoppped me dreaming yada yada yada

Perhaps they could even give Rosie a try out in goal

Leaving the wind-up aside for a minute, I just looked Nadal's record up on Wiki: Nadal has won eleven Grand Slam singles titles, including a record seven French Open titles, the 2008 Olympic gold medal in singles, a record 21 ATP World Tour Masters 1000 tournaments, and was also part of the Spain Davis Cup team that won the finals in 2004,2008, 2009 and 2011. He completed the Career Grand Slam by winning the 2010 US Open, being the seventh player in history, and the youngest in the Open Era, to achieve it That's some record eh? I don't follow tennis, but it looks like Spain are dominating the Davis cup just like they dominate football. Can we have some success like that please?

Tell me how many Grand slams the Sweat has won and how many Nadal has won, then tell me who the loser is. The Sweat didn't even come close to Federer today and never will.

It's on ****s corner http://www.****scorner.com/****_view.php?****_id=6514 I thought it was a Paraguay shirt in the World cup though

This would be true. There's no way the sweat would have beaten Nadal.

I support whoever Murray plays against, so all good as far as I can see