The Kraken

2 shots on target from us apparently. I must have nodded off and missed one, Sully clean through was the one I recall?

It’s gonna be the inverse-Russ half time, you just watch.

“Boos ring out for the referee at half time” 🤣

Literally about ten comments on it before you posted. Genuinely weird man.

Che Adams turning like the QE2 to nobble one wide.

This has got all the hallmarks of a 0-1. Two very average teams. And as I say that Bazunu keeps a good one out, Shute defending down the left side.

As if we’ll keep a clean sheet 🤣 #reversejinx

The best part of the game is listening to Deano ‘ammond. Loving his use of ‘Savaampton’.

This is utterly shit so far.

Poor finish from Sulemana, but that’s more of what we need to see. I think Saints can be a bit too predictable, would much prefer our front three to switch positions an awful lot more than they do. Like a low rent Liverpool when they had Mane, Firmino and Salah who had defined starting positions but realistically could pop up anywhere across the front line. Sulemana most often seems to just hold down the left when I’ve watched him.

This camera angle seems much worse than usual, very far out.

Well said 🤣

It’s only effective if you’ve got a big enough willy that it looks impressive waving it about. Titchy is likely hung like a church mouse and has just made himself look like the prefect taking his ball home because literally everyone else is better at football than him. Fuck me, even the Tory front bench were laughing at some of Starmer’s quips about him today. An absolute lame duck of a prime minister. He lost to Liz fucking Truss, for goodness sake.

Just watching Fulham v Wolves. Wolves have been absolutely robbed, two VAR penalties where there was barely any contact. VAR continuing to be a complete and utter farce.

Just completely unnecessary. Everyone who has played football at any level knows that that was a very difficult shot executed with excellent technique. Yet we have “according to XG a professional footballer will score that goal one time in every twelve attempts”. Just fuck off.

Originality should maybe be discouraged, allowed to run free we end up with “he’s the Kenyan, the mighty Kenyan”

🤣 I did think “WTF” when that got read out.

What’s the enquiry? “Is he still as shite as ever or has he got any better?”

It’s always fun when the misguided weapon thinks he’s got himself a gotcha moment.

Let’s have a look at it. 1) The ball comes in. Dozy has literally jogged across from helping out Manning and has put in a token effort at best to stop the cross. Bednarek looks like he’s in a reasonable position, all strikers are marked and Bednarek is cutting out the short ball in. 2) Bednarek has just realised he’s not getting his head to the ball. THB still just about goal side of the striker. Bazunu just taking a step back before he sets himself. 3) Ball has gone over everyone and is headed for the goal on the bounce. 4) This angle shows just how much the ball has curled before going in almost off the post. Bazunu is in a decent position but can’t commit until late and then just can’t get there.

An absolute Bad Wolf of a statement right there.

Dunno, I think it’s harsh to blame him for that one. Good ball in, keeper not certain whether the striker will get there so can’t commit either way, and it went in the corner. The keeper always looks dopey when they go in, maybe he could have anticipated better, but personally I’d give Baz a pass on this one. The cross should never have come in in the first place, Manning and Dozy just ambling about putting zero pressure on the crosser, utterly shite defending from a team up against it. I particularly enjoyed Baz sweeping when Huddersfield broke away right at the end; watching on telly I was just “oh fuuuuck” as their striker ran through then Baz suddenly appeared in shot with a crunching clearance.

In another example of Saints’ originality it’s just a copy of the one Man City have started singing this season. “Old Trafford is falling down, Ten Haag is a fucking clown, Glazers here for ten more years, Man City are on the beers”.

27 goals conceded from 17 games. Two clean sheets. Only 5 teams in the division have let in more goals than us.

He was stretchered off while on the oxygen. It certainly sounds very bad.