The Kraken

Lowest save percentage in the league. But we’re better off with him than Shilts so it’s swings and roundabouts.

“There will be a couple of changes to the team, 1 of which if happens is not enforced” Most likely candidates S Armstrong, Sully and Alcaraz I’d have thought. Hope Bree keeps his place.

Also used to write the Windmill Diaries which were an entertaining read.

The absolute peak of forumming. The nefarious DoC; Richard Evans; big Chris and the rest of the work gang; gotcha. What a time to be online.

I’ve said it before but seeing him wearing a Ben Sherman shirt at Derby away after you gave him online pelters for his fashion sense was 🤣 Frank’s cousin , yep, I imagine he’s not with us any more so I’ll watch what I say, but he seemed to love a drink (and then post on forums afterwards).

Something horrendous like randomly battering someone over the head with a bat or an iron bar or something. Absolute cunt from the sounds of it.

A slight understatement, he was a rampant loony.

1) Alpine, his ignorance and downright negativity were just something to behold and he had the thinnest skin ever so just ended up winding himself up all the time. 2) MLG, a monumental pain in the arse of a man but he brought a lot of good information to the forum. He has his own reasons for taking a break from here but by all accounts he gets his online fix of being an objectionable prick solely on Twitter these days where he has quickly forged himself a reputation akin to on here. 3) Dig Dig and Charlie. Diggers seem to be back but only in a very limited capacity. The regular double act they put on was humorous. 4) TWar. Rumours are abound that he’s posting as someone else which seems entirely likely, but his know-it-all bluffery was regularly entertaining. I particularly enjoyed him telling Turkish that he knew nothing about football then in the next sentence claimed Alphonso Davies to be one of the best right backs in the world.

I haven’t, but any time I see homeless people on the streets I always think “you know what, I could give everything else up and just go and do that”.

Correct. He may well turn out to be flipping excellent but, at the moment, he’s a bit of a novice at this level. Hopefully Stewart can do a Lambert and break ground at each increased level he finds himself at, but until then he has a lot to prove to be even considered amongst the best in the division.

I think the stat Sky showed was transfer money spent since 1992, because that’s when football began. Liverpool 1.8 billion, Luton 32 million.

Good old 1teem. What a complete fuckwit he was, he made aintclever look like a rocket scientist.

Havent seen him for years. Many years ago I used to think he was a myth, I heard so much about him from so many people but I never saw him. Then when I bought my first ever flat in central town, on my very first morning there I wandered out to the newsagent and there he was! Used to see him loads, same old ‘uniform’ of a massive grey double breasted suit, a significant limp, plus the every present cackle and sometimes a cry of “you nutter” for unknown reasons. Southampton legend. But yeah, the nickname probably needs work these days…..

Tbf the standard of crossing against Saints has been world class all season so one cannot blame him for that…..

Cobblers.

Meh. I hope it rains.

Pretty decent system round at mine which has worked for many years. If your outside light is on and you put a pumpkin on your doorstep, you get knocked. Don’t do that and you pretty much get left alone. On the rare occasions this doesn’t work, as Weston says, just don’t answer the door.

And yet another straw man argument. But anyway, is that the only reason why Saints fans are the second most difficult set of fans in the country to please? Is there a league table? Let’s call it the Bad Wolf table. Who is third? How often do the places move about?

I know you adore a straw man but please do talk me through how you’ve arrived at this one. Because you must have studied it in depth. Looking forward to this.

Out of interest, what is Leicester’s excuse for their runaway start? They so abysmal last season that they lost to us. Twice.

The world’s most overused ‘Ignore On/Off’ button. Either that or it’s all made up. But nah, can’t be, doesn’t seem the sort.

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I had to look it up to be fair, but I did find it a bit surprising.

Bree is actually shorter than Manning 👍

I simply don’t believe you.