The Kraken

3-1 down fella, we’re going for it. 4-3, we’re gonna win 4-3…. Narrator: “They didn’t”.

Christ, our midfield now has absolutely nobody who can shield the defence.

Forum performing about as well as the team, got more 502 Gateways than goals. Sulemana on, slightly harsh in Edozie but tbf would’ve like to have started with him. Desperately need Smallbone to get a backbone and give us something in midfield, Downes too, they’ve been anonymous. Edit, as said a knick for Edozie.

🤣🤣🤣 Fucking fuck me.

Yet more utterly abject shit. Just cavalier reckless shite from midfielders who only make the lamest attempt to make it look like they’re tying to defend. Fucking crap from the manager and most of the team.

How has a simple 1-2 just left us so exposed? Utterly pathetic defending from this lot. Are they drilled to fucking not bother picking up runners? This is more than just individual errors, the players look like they don’t fucking understand what they’re being asked to do.

That’s about 5 saves in a row from Bazunu. Saint Clark will be absolutely raging. We are fucking terrible.

🤣 Both teams are utterly shit at defending.

Who for who?

Absolutely pathetic. It was a shambles of an opening 15 than that. Fuck off with this.

Jesus, another corner another clearance and Smallbone chasing it back with two attackers up his chuff. Clearly a managerial tactic, it’s fucking dopey.

The forum performing brilliant as usual on match time. Stick another 50p in the meter Ffs. Saints learning no lessons, had a corner cleared and Smallbone last one back almost let them have a 1 v 1. We are just so fucking easy to play through.

Jesus fucking Christ. Hopeless.

Would’ve preferred Charles and Downes at CM but no other real options so the line up makes a bit of sense, Janny B must still be injured. Also I see Edozie as impact sub but Sulemana obviously isn’t in favour.

No, it really isn’t.

And, quite frankly, thank fuck.

You’ve simply got to admire an 11 year old bump.

That’s the one. They decimated us that game. Speed’s goal from 55 seconds.

Yeah surely it’s this. Sean Dyche used to do similar when at Burnley, lived with his family in Northamptonshire but shared a flat locally with Ian Woan that they stayed at during the week.

That’s the players sure, I imagine the manager and coaches are in earlier than that and stay a bit later. Still not a 9-5 of course but jeez, that’s a lot of driving to be doing a few days a week.

Interesting that he lives in Hove, according to google maps it’s 1hr 45m to Marchwood. Fuck that for a commute.

Tbf he’s been consistent in his slating, he started soiling his underwear about RM after our first league game. Which we won, strangely enough.

Dunk was quality tonight. Can only hope Stones gets back soon and that becomes our CB partnership. It won’t though, Southgate is too stubborn for that.

Ffs 🤣🤣 Just fuck off southgate you stubborn cunt.

Thank god Harry Maguire got some game time. I’d have hated to see Colwill or Tomori getting some more England experience.