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Three bad scorelines for us tonight, but the plus is Blackpool losing. I consider them more of a threat than Boro so them losing is a good result.

This thread. Winning.

HAHAHAHA Funny as ****! But it shows how dangerous not having a sub keeper is. Is that 3 players sent off for West Ham in 3 games? Dirty team, like Brighton.

Never heard of most of these. Music has been shyte for ages. Not sure who this Wotsit is, but I recognised Cesc Fabregas.

Adele really shouldn't ever open her mouth... to speak. She should be made to sing everything she wants to say for the rest of her life.

Come on Barnsley - I still think they could do us the biggest favour of the night if they win or draw their game.

The games are indeed going a bit iffy, but it's early days. (That's a quid Trousers owes me.)

This is my viewpoint too. West Ham and us will battle it out for top - they may go top tonight but it's not over until the fat Sharp sings. Let's get as many points between us and third spot as possible. Promotion is promotion - I don't care if it's as champions.

No offering me £4 this time! I need to recoup my SaintsWeb fiver somehow...

For $10 I will wait to pay you for your services to lucky smokes.

Not signing him gave a chance to Oxo, and I think we, and Arsenal can be thankful for that. Wasn't he out of contract that summer of 2010, but Reading gave him a new contract so they'd get some money if we wanted to sign him?

If you give me £5 I will post my thoughts of tonights games on this thread. :-D

We have Guly, Punch, De Ridder and Chaplow all fighting it out for a spot on the right - I think we're covered. Don't get me wrong, I loved Antonio when he was here, my missus did too, but we have better now.

Ironically I have an inkling Blackpool will win tonight, which on the face of it is good, because West Ham will stay below us and lose one of their games in hand, but that means Blackpool are 3 points closer to us. I don't care about West Ham in spite of hating them for their egotism, as long as the sides below us drop points. So, in summery, I hope it's a draw! Boro I struggle to worry about at the moment. My support tonight is on Barnsley!

It's really not, but the grounds are very impressive.

He helped fund the loan of Jason Roberts I believe, and has stated he sees Reading's future as investing in the youth. I'm not in contact with him anymore, wish I bloody was - I'd berate him for choosing Reading! (Although our school, Bearwood College, is in the area. (Winnersh.))

Reading won't want to let him go at this stage of the season, and anyway Steve Bruce must be favourite for that job. Incidentally I went to school with Reading's new owner Anton Zingarevich. He was in my year, and in my boarding house - and is a very nice bloke. So was his brother Denis. I'm Not sure where his money's come from, but I think his Daddy is rich. (I mention not the Russian mafia...)

I get married in June, and not once did this thought cross my mind. Granted, as my fiancee is not religious, we're having a secular hotel wedding, but we have been asked to provide music to walk into/out of with. This would do, it's not too religious a tune that it would be out of place...

Q: What kind of money to polo bears use? A: Ice lolly! Q: Have you ever hunted bear? A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts! Q: How do you start a teddy bear race? A: Ready, teddy, go! Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? A: A bear faced lyre! Q: Why do bears have fur coats? A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks! Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A: A teddy boar! Q: What should you call a bald teddy? A: Fred bear! Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A: A little bear!

Does anyone know any jokes about naked people? I could use a laugh.

When Chavs say "Bare Jokes" to signify something that's funny, does anyone know the origin of the phrase? I was just wondering. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bare%20jokes

I wonder if anyone has ever ended up here that genuinely meant to be in Perth, Scotland.

I wonder if anyone has gone here and genuinely meant to go to Perth in Australia.

... is a rare misspelling of Perf, which is a river in Germany. Mistakes like these are generally made by those with a lisp. Does anyone on here have a lisp?