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Ah, that explains Asimov's other three laws, 1: Be crud, 2: Convince England managers you're not crud, 3: If law 2 fails, be good enough to get back into England squad, then resort to law 1.

Just stuck two fingers down my throat and chundered, just so I had an answer to the thread question.

I've seen worse.

The most licked woman in the world, a right dirter.

Currently, Free London travel, free uniform and as many Oyster wallets as I want. I used to work, for a passenger boat company, who had a licensed bar but no stock system in place, so we used to help ourselves to booze, an unofficial perk if you will. Plus, doing night parties on the boats, you used to get a lot of drunken slappers willing to stick their tongues down our throats. I didn't mind that at all...

I get turned on by rulers, so thus far I have been unable to accurately measure my winky size.

If anything, with our goals conceded record going down, and the goals scored starting up, it'll be 2-0. Leaving a lovely symmetrical 3-0 win against Bournemouth on Saturday.

It won't be on Tuesday. I have it on good authority that Doble will come on and score his first for the club with a 20 yard overhead kick a la Trevor Sinclair's for QPR, in the 90th minute to win the game 3-2.

Free London travel, free uniform and as many Oyster wallets as I want.

I had a magic car, you put a tank of fuel in and, hey presto, after barely two hundred miles it had magically disappeared. It was a Peugeot 106 and shortly after buying it, I realised I no longer wanted this magical fuel-drinking car, and sent it back to the garage.

We use the heating as little as possible, but even we put the heating on for an hour in the morning. Fat lot of good it does me though, as it goes on about 5am and I'm up at 3am for work. The double duvet went on last night too. So much nicer imo, can't smell my girlfriend's farts as much.

It looks like a halo, we have some angelic players!

The positive latest news is in a sticky on the top of the forum. Oh, and Lallana's back. Hth.

I don't watch it anymore. The highlights on the Beeb website are better.

This. With the inexperience of Martin and the lack of faith by supporters in Jaidi and Seaborne, it'd be a big loss. Ok, he can't go until January if it's true, and we'll bring in someone else, but finding a player of his quality to replace him will be nigh on impossible. That said, Jaids and Seebee kept a clean sheet today, although from the sounds of it that was more to do with Davis's saves.

Bournemouth - League Cup.

Big confidence boost here, Adkins must be as delighted as we are.

Squeeky bum time, except for me, I unloaded before the game.

wifm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twas the only wood I had nearby... WOOT

Come on Saints, keep your back door closed lest Wednesday try and get in, a clean sheet would be luverlee. (tOuch WOod)

Going for the second, that's all I can deduce by that performance. It'll either be genius or foolhardyness. I hope the former.

God I hope we're not risking Lallana - lose him for the season and we are foooooooked.

BORED!!! Will we EVER score?