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Rainbows are pretty imo. They'd definitely entice me into a place. A bit of colour in a pub is a good thing, beats drab soulless bars. Cosy chairs make all the difference imo, hard chairs hurt my bum. UTS! LOL

Griffin Park once used to be called Griffing Park, but in 1926 a mathematician and Brentford fan Mike Arlington noticed it was an anagram of "Frigging Krap", so they changed it.

Just floating this out there for comments, but could Connolly play in centre midfield? Quite a few strikers in the twilight of their careers adopt a deeper role, could he do a job there? Mark Hughes springs to mind. That'd be killing two birds with one stone. Too risky a time in the season perhaps, but an option?

True in part, but Matt was a bit of a porker, Guly's not, so if Guly did put in that extra effort, imagine how good a player he'd be. I'm also of the opinion that a good work ethic makes a good player. We'll miss Barnard imo. Let's hope we can cope without him.

A few brown envelopes could be passed to Brighton for this one...

Come on Saints. You can do this. Don't ruin a great season.

Que sera sera. I agree we've lost great players in the past, but there's little point looking back on it. Look to the future, and hope we're under the guidance that sees us keep our better players and youngsters. We can learn from the past, we cannot change it, so there's no point getting upset over it.

No. The only time I did get a bite, I had to have the tip surgically reattached. Womenz don't seem to like it. Can't fathom why...

I also believe we'll get something at Brighton but people are predicting a defeat because they have been the best side in the league this season, and haven't been beaten at Home for, like, a year. It will be an extremely tough game, but I still this we'll get something out of it because our want to finish second is greater than Brighton's want to reach 100 points.

My Brentford mate with contacts has told me he can get me in with the player's wives and girlfriends. If I'm not working, I quite fancy that. Not sure if there are any tappable ladies there but i'll dangle my knob out there and see if I can catch a bite.

Ain't no stopping us now... by Luther Vandross Just the way you are... Billy Joel

This thread reminds me of the goal celebration in Mike Bassett England Manager when the player gets nekkid after scoring...

Too late. :-(

Need some help from GOD:

Guly close again. There's too much creativity in this team to draw a blank again, and with Lallana and Forte on the bench, we've still got a hell of a chance... One before half time would be loverly jubberly.

Slow forum means someone scored... ...arse. Still plenty of time to sort this out. Please God...

Let them knacker their little leggies out - keep it 0-0 til about 55 minutes, then rape their tired legs with a 4 goal second half super show. That'll do me...

Cocking cocked my cocking bet up - I didn't have an e/w on Oscar Time, I'd somehow put it on to win. So close, yet so far. :-(

Or how underweight they are. A bit of both I suspect.

This would be a massive 3 points. I reckon a bit of MLT luck is required:

SMS matchdays I follow the same routine - drive down to Winchester services, get the biggest strongest coffee I can order from Costa. Drive to Lime Street CP, Royal Oak for a couple of beers, off to the ground, programme, burger, browse around shop, game, back to CP then home. It's not really a ritual, just a routine. I do have a ritual during games, which is to clutch onto my MLT Corinthian figure. It has mostly brought us good luck. My missus is a lucky charm too - making her watch Saints instead of her beloved Norwich seems to bring good luck to Saints - I think in the whole time I've brought her to SMS, we've never lost.

Twas my username from years ago on 606 and S4E. The joke got old so I shortened it. in your case, I'm thinking sod the shirt, life size inflatable doll. I think people would pay me to keep my arse covered up, it's nothing like my avatar...

"saint no stopping us now" would cost me a fortune if I paid per letter, SNSUN would mean nothing to anyone. Now as for getting my avatar blown up and put on the back of my shirt...

Looks like a map of London somehow. The firework in the top left is Wembley.

Looking at the fixtures, I reckon we need 13 points to cement second. we'll win our home games, so that leaves 4 points to find from our away games. win vs Rochdale tomorrow and we're virtually home and dry!