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...he can jump so high 'cos his penis is a spring...

We're doing well imo, our problem is we suffer massive brain farts from time to time, such as against Walsall and Brentford. If we do go up, we definitely need to work on our consistency.

Went to Brighton.

Wow, that'd be an implosion of epic proportions, akin to Arsenal blowing their 4-0 lead against Newcastle...

Adkins sucking up to Premiership refs is a wise move for the future... :-)

Brighton will finish second.

For "plucky underdog" status I read "small penis syndrome", but anyway. It's over.

Wasn't it Millwall? Definitely could use an old warhorse imo, in a Robbie Savage mold.

At the start of the season I was worried about Huddersfield and I still am. But... it's in our own hands still, we aren't at that point yet to have to worry about other teams.

I chose the wrong day to quit smoking...

Good professional win tonight. Lallana, Barnard and Martin were the best players on the pitch, honourable mention to Oxo, Harding and Hammond. Davis's distribution was suspect, but happy nonetheless. Bring on Bompey!

I taught myself years ago to lower my expectations and be happier with positive outcomes. As a result I'm in a terrible relationship, doing a job I loathe, with little discernible social life of note, supporting a god forsaken terrible third rate football team and wishing death would hurry the **** up! I'm joking of course, the more worth the wait something is, the better the journey. We'll be top flight material again one day, looking back to these League One years and laughing.

My source has been killed. Please go about your business in a normal manner.

I'll be at this one, first game I can make since late November. Looking forward to it, but Yeovil won't be pushovers, I think they're unbeaten in 2011. We will win though, 2-0 will do.

Gurek Do Praganowski A player who excels on loan but goes quiet when a contract is handed to him.

Fart Bialnali. Saints goalkeeper grows a moustache.

I'd like us to play in smart suits, shirts, tie, black shoes and perhaps a fancy cummerbund. Then I could go to a club after a game without being kicked out for wearing a footie strip.

Ronthew Le Tisskelund. A fat, injury prone but ultimately gifted talent.

I only ever look to the future. Thus I'd like to re-sign Adam Lallana. I can't believe Man U bid £20 million for him in summer 2011 shortly after we achieved promotion to the Championship.

out about my job recently, because of new roster changes and the removal of some positions at LUL, I was displaced from my position in the ticket office at Heathrow and now work as a nomad monitoring gatelines. I've gone from doing a job I loved, to one I dread every day waking up for. A job I was doing 5 years ago... So do any of you hate your jobs, or are you all in dream jobs and it's only my life that sucks?

Woot

Only cowards hide behind an internet persona anyway - which is why I try to stay neutral and light humoured. What I really want to know is can the Mods see the swear words behind the swear filter? I say this because they are a bunch of hard ****ing ****s... ... (working chaps)

Eleven as One. There, copy it, market it, done.

Alan Ball

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