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Buddy. Fail. Mind you, my first dog was going to be called bertie, myself and my sister overruled our parents and called hid Max. I maintain to this day that our name was better. So perhaps in time you'll learn to love it! Incidentally they eventually got their way, they called one of their African Grey parrots Bertie.

Buddy. Fail. Mind you, my first dog was going to be called bertie, myself and my sister overruled our parents and called hid Max. I maintain to this day that our name was better. So perhaps in time you'll learn to love it! Incidentally they eventually got their way, they called one of their African Grey parrots Bertie.

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Rollo. God knows why, it's just the first name that came into my head when I saw the picture.

I'm rubbish at haggling, and I think most salesmen pick up on it. My mum though works for Proctor and Gamble and gets a lot of stuff for next to nothing. I picked up a Tassimo coffee machine for 5 quid!

I wonder if he's the first Saints player whose names both begin with an 'e'...

+1. If it isn't on the OS, or on here as a sticky, I don't believe it.

Southampton is to murders what Bridgend is to suicides. There must be something in the water. In all seriousness, I think it is just coincidence.

****s. If the swear filter picks up on it, I just used the "C" word to describe them. But it does beg the question, if you're out walking around alone and you see this happen, would you intervene? The good in us all would want to, but as logical human beings I'm sure we'd all shy away, and do everything in our power to get involved remotely - i.e. call the police. There's being a good samaritan, and then there's being over-confident.

Finding a woman that swallows helps considerably too. There is a line to my lust, and you have just drawn it.

Dual post. Stupid phone.

It's a practise season for him, once he's had a season getting used to the Championship, we'll have been promoted and will be ready to bring him home. In a perfect world...

People who have bought sat navs with speed camera detection may be ****ed off. It's not the speed cameras that annoy me, it's easy to learn where they are, it's the average speed cameras. Can't stand them. I understand why they're there but I get a heart attack if I climb one mph over the limit.

Harsh way for a football to earn a contract! "sing for me *****..."

I have three points on my licence and didn't get invited to do a drivers awareness course - but I'd have happily paid up to £200 quid NOT to have the points.

A mate of mine was so financially crippled from child support, he was literally working to pay his ex. It was ridiculous. Sadly he took the wrong option and started stealing from his workplace, a little every day, to top up his money. His workplace realised what was happening and monitored it for a couple of months. In the end, they presented the evidence to him, and he held his hands up. He'd taken about £3000. It was a terrible idea, but in his mind it was his only way out. Naturally he left his job. News like this actually puts me off wanting children a little bit - it certainly makes you think twice and question whether the person you're with is the right one...

That's the before shot. I like projects, take a fitty and make them a fatty.

Genius idea. Beats soaking the lettuce in molten lard.

They're all black and white on my banner, I don't see what the fuss is about. My biggest worry is the lack of orientals on there. I demand an oriental ex-Saints player to be put on the banner. FFS.

I love fat women. This picture is my porn. My missus is a big gal, mind you she hates it and is on a diet - I keep trying to find ways to fatten her up, but she catches me every time. Actually I'm very un-choosy - there are very few women in the world I wouldn't do.

Would "X" be the first Saints player with an "X" in his name? :-)

Woo

I used to come on here for breaking news, then follow the links to the OS. Now Cortese has got more crafty, I use the Twitter link on my phone and go straight to the OS. I think that's pretty good statistics really.

So don't tell him! Say you need him as a striker, get his name on that contract, then as soon as the ink dries, stick him on the wing. Perhaps not the greatest way to treat a footballer, but then it'd be up to him to get a strikers spot when he gets the opportunity.

It's there for your entertainment. Spank away.