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When I ran on the pitch after the last game of last season, immediately some bloke came over to me and told me I was too fat to ever play for Southampton. I'd only been on the pitch 30 seconds. Dum de dum de doo.

The number of strikers they have now is simply ridiculous. Frankly overwhelming. Maynard was a great acquisition though, Morrison is a gamble, Vaz Te a flash in the pan, and I don't know anything of the Brazilian. Their attack did need a boost though, even top of the league they don't have a Lambert type player. I see some envious glances were cast in our direction by their fans over our signing of Sharp. It makes me wonder whether Fat Sam went sh!t or bust with the strikers on deadline day because he saw who we'd signed.

I went round my parents house the other day, and they had the TV up SO LOUD!!!! Literally it was hurting my ear drums. I pointed this out to them, and they hadn't even noticed. So their hearing is on the fritz. They don't need glasses for everyday living, but for anything requiring reading, they do. Not just reading but anything that requires close attention. Then, they can't find their glasses, and spend about half an hour tracking down a pair, which only have one arm, and a dodgy chain so they can put them around their neck. Eyesight going. My mum talks to herself. She claims she's talking to the parrots or the dogs, but she's not. Why? Because they're full blown conversations and, at times, arguments with herself. Mind going. (My Dad lost his mind years ago having to put up with my mum...) So, how do I know I'm getting older? By moaning about my parents getting old!

The Neverending Story.

Hleb's already got a team lined up I believe. Somewhere abroad, I forget which.

I think the chasing pack will be most worried about these two.

Late night pedantry on my part. :-) I see Paul Lambert at Norwich signed Ryan Bennett from Posh, an England U21 centre back. That man has a real eye for a lower league bargain - a great transfer policy.

lol

Peculiarly, I think we'll win too. We'll play well, injured players will be back, Sharp will be in, and we'll turn in our performance of the season to win. 3-1 Saints. Maybe wishful thinking, but we need to show our mettle.

I agree. He didn't score a hattrick on his debut, then use his signing on fee to open a children's hospital, so we don't want him at the club. That goes for Sharp too, couldn't even be arsed to play tonight. Sharp and Lee out.

I am soooooo getting one of these for personal use. For my friend. As a Christmas present.

Hilarious when you think about it! I'm going for: 10 Things I hate About You. :-(

Can I cheat and use Wiki? I think it's "The Clock Tower of Westminster" or something. Although most people generally accept Big Ben as the whole clock's name.

Iain Dowie saying QPR did the best business this window - I think WBA have done very well. Ridgewell and Andrews, quality additions.

(Yes I know only the bell is called Big Ben, before the pedants get me...)

Big Ben - HCDAJFU. Good height from corners, deadly accurate and always on time for training. Good with his hands too, would make a good keeper.

I think we're done - Fonte came back from injury just at the right time. We'll utilise the emergency loan window if we need to strengthen.

Freddie Llungberg to MK DOns???!?!??!?! The world has gone mad.

lol@ the moron fans dancing behind the reporters on SSN and looking like mongs.

Apparently not finalised yet, if I'm right? Got 15 minutes to do it. (It'll probably happen though.)

I wondered why she was moaning louder than usual.

Spare Option would be a good name for a band.

One more than third place.