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Friday - Work then following Twitter waiting for SFC to announce something worth waiting up for. Saturday - Work, then into Windsor to make an appearance at a mate's birthday that I really don't want to go to as I can't drink. Sunday - Work, then wondering where my life went wrong.

God knows what info they can steal - my name isn't really SNSUN and that isn't really a picture of my arse.

He's arrived!!! www.saintsfc.co.uk/thisisn'tareallinktoTysonsigning

Meh, I'd rather have back up to Lambert - Messi's not tall enough.

Tyson is a perrenial HCDAJFU - I would say the majority on here has wanted him for so long now that he'd definitely be the marquee signing we crave. I still doubt it will happen, but no more than any transfer I see written somewhere until it's confirmed.

There will be no announcement tonight, I have it on good authority from within the club. You all might as well just turn your computers and phones off, and get an early night. (Mwahahaha, now I might actually get to post "latest news" on here before anyone else...)

John Bardon to be wheeled around the stadium before Plymouth game...

If I get blown apart by a terrorist bomb, there's not a bloody lot I can do about it. If I worried about terrorists, I'd quit my job at the most bombable place in Britain working for the most bombable transport system in Britain.

We could re-sign Dani Rodrigues, p'raps not though.

Pumiceing my mum's feet for 5 quid pocket money. In real job terms, then tempting for Audi UK. Data entry, they wanted sixty forms inputted in one hour. It took three minutes at least to do each one. Everyone got to drive the new TT, the original one, except me. I was let go for being too slow. We all were. Sixty in an hour was impossible.

I stand by my prediction that Pulis will make 5 or more appearances this season. Seriously.

Aside from Fraser's injury, and waiting for Bart to sign, our back five spots are fine. Really we're three signingS away from League One perfection, a midfielder in the middle and a pacy winger and a tall striker. I am fully confident in Pardew though, he'll know what he needs.

Can someone please tell me when she's legally old enough for me to spank it over her pictures... In seriousness, high profile footballers should know better. They should keep their noses, and knobs, clean.

Worst toilet I ever visited was at a weird club in Brighton. No lock on the door, no bog roll, no toilet seat, just the metal of the bowl which was caked in puke and shyte stains, the floor about two inches deep in urine, and I chose that moment to have the squits. I squatted, let the watery wrath of god fly out of me, used my handkerchief and socks to clean up, threw the whole lot out the window behind the toilet and ran like buggery back to my hotel room to clean up. I sincerely hope nobody was below that window, they,d have been scarred for life.

I weigh 24 stone. Though Bout 8 stone of that is my Willy. I think our shirts come up small anyway. I bought a home shirt.in January and I'm usually extra large, but it is a bit snug.

Tis ok lads, when we buy Jordan Rhodes they'll be a lot weaker. FFS Pards, sign Jordan Rhodes!!!

Cold night at Crystal Palace in December '08, we lost 3-0 under the floodlights in the ill fated Dutch regime, and my Palace mate was in hysterics at how a great lumbering lummox of a player like Kuqi was making us look stupid. After the game, he told me the only positives in our team were our right back, Lloyd James, and Jack Cork. He's a trier, but had our team not been so gash in the CCC, I don't think he would've had a look in. Good luck to him, but we now have a better utility player in Butterfield.

Ha! That's what my parents used to do with me and my sister. Gits.

Having sung for the Queen many a time in my youth, I'm still for God Save The Queen. That said, Jerusalem is one hell of a rousing tune, and would personally get my vote.

Nah, we're well covered in his position with Wotton and Pulis.

League 1 plays a big part in it but also having an English manager helps. If we still had Strachan we'd be knee deep in Scotsmen.

Lady luck smiling already on us I see! Quit the panicking people, Butterfield and Harding have right back covered for now. I suspect it's not really a 3 month injury anyway.

We shouldn't go into this season thinking we can beat any team without trying, that attitude tends to bring about contentedness and with it poor results. On paper we have one of the strongest teams in the League, and have definitely built for the Championship (which one or two of their fans think we haven't), but all fans of the top six or so clubs think the same. There seems to me to be very little between us and Wednesday. We both want top spot, and both view each other as our main rivals. Arrogance amongst fans is good, it shows loyalty more than anything, and I won't deny I think our team the best in the league. Wednesday fans will say the same about their team, Huddersfield (who I think have done very well in the summer vis-a-vis transfers) fans will also think the same. So who has the upper hand of the two teams? Tough to answer than unless you're a neutral. Bouncing back up is tricky, but we proved last season, had we not had the points deduction, that it can be more or less doable in this league. We, however have strengthened the positions that we were weak in last season with two right backs and a left 'midfielder', and I would be very suprised if we don't add a couple more. Tricky. It's not just Wednesday and us that want the top two spots either. For now, whatever happens, I'm just looking forward to the new campaign. I won't worry about other teams, I just want to see Saints play and fight for every point.

As long as he's still at the club. In loan terms, Fraser Foster please.