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He never left, we're still waiting to sign him.

Lee Barnard and Rickie Lambert are our only forward options at the moment, so Doble is making up the numbers. Would be good to see him get a chance though, not sure if that should be against Wednesday away though!

I've been trying for months to get her to turn around, but I think I prefer this view. Come on Saints, I'll believe we can do this until we're shown otherwise...

Just need that goal for confidence... I'll stroke Matt Le Tissier's nose for luck.

COME ON YOU SAINTS!!!

Right, I was up at 3am for work today, I should be taking my afternoon nap, but I'm staying awake to listen to this. Make it worth my while Saints, I've had my lucky dump so fingers crossed.

I seem to remember you guys saying the Arcade would be brought back once things with the new forum get sorted. Is that still the case? I miss having something to do with my pointless, boring life. (Especially when at work...) :-)

In my old car, I used to smoke. Not too bad in itself, but one time whilst driving on the M4 I had the lighter in my back pocket; trying to get it out, I put both legs on one side of the steering wheel, then suddenly hit gridlock. Unable to reach the brakes, I fortunately had the hindsight to drive onto the hard shoulder, twas about half a mile before I stopped the car. I haven't smoked in a car since. I was constantly dropping my fag in my lap too, ruined a couple of pairs of trousers that way. People should be concentrating on the road in my opinion. Some things are acceptable, like drinking water or similar, but I agree with the Police on the use of mobile phones. Still, nearly everyday, I see people using their mobiles, and a lot of the time they're driving erratically. It doesn't cost much to buy a hands free kit - cheap bastards. My mum is a massive distraction when driving too - so I don't drive her anywhere anymore. One time she cried "look out" on a roundabout, despite the fact I was stationary and waiting for a gap in the traffic. She clings on to anything she can hold on to as well, dash board, grab handle, the back of the seat, it's most disturbing and it makes me nervous. I have been told on many occasions by my father, a retired traffic policeman, that I am a very safe driver, so God knows what my mum's problem is. Dappy old cow. I once saw a driver with a dog sitting on their lap. Ok, not multi-tasking per se, but it was a ****ing great big Dalmatian, so it must've been obstructing her view. It's not my air-bag of choice...

It was "Smoothy" http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

I've been given about a million Orange magic numbers but I only know two other people on Orange so it defeats the object. I've been with Orange for years, Orange Wednesdays is a brilliant idea, and their customer service has been good, but it's true their reception is iffy, but getting better. My Desire sometimes takes a while to find web pages depending where I am. I'm sticking with Orange, but for somebody getting the Desire, I'd suggest Three or O2.

Six, I sheet you not. Twas my next door neighbour. I also toungued her. Caroline her name was, she was older than me - I do believe I was acting on her command, and had no knowledge that what I was doing was sexual. I was a right little babe magnet at primary school, then I got sent to an all boys boarding school and the women ceased. (Fortunately they was no gheyness either. No seriously - I still make a sound when I fart.)

I have the Desire. Tis a great phone, the internet is quick (when the reception is good, sadly on Orange it's not the best.) I have Panther 30 which is unlimited internet, emails and texts for £30 a month plus add ons. The Desire is a good looking phone, good internally and externally. My only quibble is the battery life - you will (if you're like me) probably use it a lot, looking at SWF and stuff, so the battery life will barely last a day, but I was so excited when I first got it that I didn't wait for it to charge up properly before using it, so that is probably my fault. The Apps are ok, I also have an iPod Touch, and I would say I prefer iTunes to the Android Market, but there's enough on there to keep you interested, and because Androind is multi-platform, I do think they'll overtake Apple for number of apps. You get more FREE apps with Android anyway, so that's a plus, but if I could go back to July when I bought it, I would consider getting the iPhone 4 instead. The camera is pretty decent though on the Desire, can't fault it. Needs more internal memory though, my phone's nearly full, although I haven't yet learnt how to put stuff on the SD card, so again, my fault. If you don't want an iPhone, which is the only other phone I'd go for, then you can't go wrong with the Desire. Quite a few reviews on the internet have the Desire down as the best phone on the market at the moment, and I would say that's pretty accurate.

They must love it when they come to England, a trip to Battersea dogs home is like a walk through takeaway.

Bugger!

No, because of a lack of punctuation. In its present state, that broken sentence is nothing more than a statement.

If I go to a club with one toilet cubicle, and am desperate for a poo, and it is urine soaked with no bog seat and no toilet paper, can I sue the club for a breach of my human rights? Does the lady that sells seas shells on the sea shore ever make any money, when sea shells can be picked up off the beach for free? In these modern times, we have untold choices for entertainment, more TV channels than we could ever want, more channels online, Internet, PCs, Games Consoles, Books that are a dime a dozen, a wealth of DVD's that cost very little and othe entertainment platforms such as MP3/4 players. Why, then, am I still bored of an evening? Am I more likely to be slapped in England or America if I ask a girl to let me see her fanny?

T'internet. She, Norwich fan, on BBC 606 messageboards, five years ago when they were proper messageboards, me, Saints fan, bored at work. Swapped emails for random footy chat and discovered we had lots in common. Pulled a bird in a club a few weeks later, we went out for a few weeks, had to decide who to go for, chose my missus. Missus happy, ex not. Ex moved to Plymouth, not seen her since. I made the right choice IMO.

Portsmouth then. :-) You're right to keep it quiet.

If I farted into a Dyson vacuum cleaner, with it switched on, would my fart be kept in the capture bin? Where do pretty ladies go during the day? If I hate people that hate people that are lactose intolerant, would I be lactose intolerant intolerant intolerant?

I have IBS, so I have to wear a man nappy all hours of the day and night.

How could you kill them, they're so cute. Although Golden Retriever puppies are equally cute, and grow into better looking dogs. Sod it, do away with them.

Harvester in Old Windsor at 16, French Brothers Boats in Windsor age 18-22, Various Temp jobs inc. UPS and Audi at 21 after dropping out of uni, London Underground age 22 to present day. Not a massive job resume but I'm trained for NOTHING!

Never lived in Southampton, much to my chagrin. Born in Ascot, Raised and lived in Old Windsor, sent to boarding schools in Oxford and Wokingham, back to Old Windsor, Chiswick for 3 drunken months, Old Windsor again and now living in Egham. My parents did have a static caravan in Shorefield near New Milton, so I had many holidays in the Hampshire/Dorset area when growing up.

Is this the Lounge or the Muppet Show? Oh, the Lounge, well I'll be sensible then. I'm going to propose to my missus soon, but want to do it perfectly, have the ring, choose the setting and choose the scenario. She's already moaned at me that I haven't proposed anyway, so I know she'll say yes. (Which, if anything, could mean I can be a cheapskate and do it whilst watching Eastenders or something, and save myself a fortune. My best mate did it in Browns in Windsor, no ring, no idea, no bending on one knee, he was just a bit drunk. She said yes. I think he regrets it now. Incidentally, I've been with my missus for 4 and a half years, is there any time in a relationship when it becomes "weird" that we haven't got engaged? My mate did it after 2 years of his relationship, and thinks it's odd that I haven't yet proposed.

We have to turn a pretty big corner to be second favourites, but I do think we'll click and set off on a run. Frees/loans would help us achieve that, we may have the strongest first team on paper but the squad needs attacking additions, especially with Lallana out longish term.