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Depends what you're doing with them - you could quite easily win a prison sentence....

According to SSN, "Sunderland complete the signing of Jack Cork" http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12875_7025371,00.html I know Sunderland are signing every player under the sun, but how hard is it to have decent reporting?

Would he be on a free transfer? If so, it's a fairly low risk signing, but I would like to see someone with pace brought in, unless Adkins is confident Forte has a future with us.

Now if Barnard gets proven guilty, we need an Innocent striker and one more centre back. (Unless others leave of course...)

Was happy when Chaplow signed. Had a good loan stint with us previously and knew he could play at the higher level.

It's ok, the 20 places of the Premier League are all they really care about.

6th anniversary of the London bombings, whatever that date will be....

I take 100% full credit for this signing. http://www.jackcork.com/jack-cork-felt-burnley-let-themselves-down/#comments Granted I was drunk at the time, but I reckon he wouldn't have signed had I not written it.

In his photo he actually looks genuinely happy. That's good.

Great, but has Skacel signed yet?

I love it, and it's a great way to get 307 million more Saints fans from across the pond. I think we'll need a bigger stadium though...

Blimey, talk about a long term target! They were after him back before Liverpool signed him! A perfect example of never giving up on your goals.

Would love to have re-united the old Liverpool partnership of Fowler and Owen. Oh well, Baros or Rush will have to do.

Cheating footballers will be punching the air with delight, Jordan will be crying into her millions of pounds.

Such a simple lol, but a lol nonetheless. I work for a company that pays me too much money, then strikes to annoy the punters because we want even more. Can you guess what it is yet? (Ok, most of you know already...)

You might say that having a director of football would be perfect for us at present, but I think Adkins is doing a good job. Ok, he hasn't yet proved himself on the signings front, but he's doing a great job as a coach, and with young players coming through the ranks, that's a big plus. Signings will come, Cortese seems to have a draw too, Waigo and Guly were excellent signings.

Stop moaning about people moaning about people moaning about things. This could go on all day...

Dodd scored a long ranger with his left foot on one occassion if memory serves, impressive for a right footed right back. Oh, and St Joseph of Cupertino was a pretty ordinary Saint, but he could fly.

More chance of Saints signing someone...just.

Having a look at Norwich's abundance of riches in the striking department, whilst Chris Martin would be the best recruit, Cody McDonald could be worth a punt too. Gillingham's p.o.t.s. in League Two, scored goals for fun.

Had I won, I would have told the fat cow I'm marrying that she can do one, as a multi-millionaire I no longer need to settle for "whatever I can get" and tell her she'll never find true love because she has more mould on her than fine French cheeses. But I didn't, so I'm off to have some sweaty sex.

You don't get linked with Arsenal if you're a steaming bag of turd. Wenger must like what he sees in Shaw. A new striker would all but kill Doble's chances.

Brighton are preparing well for the 2012-13 season back in League One.

Every player we currently have could do a nPC job IMO. I'd stick Guly in your first list though TDD. I think he'll shine in the nPC, and I say that despite criticising him on one or two occassions last season. He could be a key player for us next season. I also think Morgan will shine, we really do have some great young talent in this squad.

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