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To the tune of "Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut" You smell of fish, you smell of fish, Your team is really sh itty and you smell of fish, You're inbred, you're inbred, Your team is really sh itty and you smell of fish, You're inbred, you're inbred, Your team is really sh itty and you smell of fish. Or... the entire song sung by George Harrison (I've Got My Mind Set On You) with altered lyrics... We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you. Cos it's gonna take money A whole lotta spending money It's gonne take plenty of money To sort your team out. It's gonna take time A whole lot of precious time It's gonna take patience and time, um... To sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it To sort it out Skates We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you. And this time we know it's for real Lambert will make you ill We know if we put our minds to it We can make your team look even more sh*t We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you. Cos it's gonna take money A whole lotta spending money It's gonne take plenty of money To sort your team out. It's gonna take time A whole lot of precious time It's gonna take patience and time, um... To sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it To sort it out Skates etc etc Rehearsals for learning this entire song will be carried out at 11am on Saturday morning in front of Ted Bates' statue. :-D

Go through to the sixth round of the FA Cup or going through to the Final of the JPT would be a tough choice. Wembley or beating the Skates? One win in either game would be soul destroying for Saints fans, the only outlook can be two victories this week. We can do it, even without the new boys. Let's finish the job on Tuesday and then kick the Skates while they're down on Saturday. Pardew would be a fricking hero if we win both games. (...and if we manage a draw against Franchise FC and beat the Skates...

Being the good son that I am, I bought my mum a bird table for Christmas. My sister and I think she is going a bit weird, she'll sit for hours watching the birds. Each to their own I suppose.

I saw her at Liverpool Street Station and she's a fricking midgit. Good for a suck job though...

Shirts and Skins. Something for both genders.

Yes. If we're not in the top six by Christmas, I wouldn't be suprised if the axe was wielded. (Although I do think it'd still be a mistake to do it halfway through a season.)

Trying to look positively on a poor result, good old Saints! It was a poor result today, we needed a win if our aspirations are to make the play-offs. I'm still hoping our League form picks up, but we might as well give full concentration to the cups. I like the look of our squad, but reading it on paper and getting them to perform well are two different things. It'll be interesting next week to see how we fare without the new signings, Fonte in the JPT excepted.

Yes it's not good enough in the league, but rashness solves nothing. We won't make the play-offs now, if we do I'll wrestle a goat, so we might as well concentrate on the cups. Big week coming, and I'm privileged to be at both games. Let's see whether the Saints "B" team can do better than the current Saints "A" team.

I wish I had a Saints supporting wife/girlfriend. With my missus being a Norwich fan, I'd have had my nuts cut off for staying in the queue when she was in labour! Congrats to the parents and the lucky newborn.

The reason they didn't twin with the Oldham game is because that is the weekend of the "potential" Wembley JPT Final, and as such would get moved if we're in the final on the Sunday.

I'm better looking then John Terry and Wayne Bridge put together.

This thread made me Ha Ha doesn't have the same ring to it...

This thread made me lol

To the tune of The Addams Family: The Portsmouth scum are famous For their reputed gheyness They sh*g a fishes anus The inbred family.

Or urinating on it. Could you ever again sit in a seat that a Skate peed on? (W******d you ****ychops)

Boy it'd suck to not know the stadium and get a season ticket for row A in the Itchin...

Not that I'm complaining about the one stripe, because I like the thought of going retro, but with the predominantly white background it looks a bit like a polo shirt. Although it's better white than pink. Or blue...

I agree. The League would have so many lawsuits on their hands from clubs that have suffered like us that they wouldn't do it. (Though I would take Pompey not getting the points deduction if we can get ours wiped...)

My missus is blind as a bat, so I'll be sitting in row A in the Kingsland. I was amazed to find out that there is no row A in the Itchin though, anyone know why?

Meh, their buttocks are on their necks, they're so inbred. :-D

If all goes well on Tuesday... Que Sera Sera We're Going To WemberLey You'll be in the CCC Que Sera Sera It's not brilliant but I'm not Shakespeare.

I now have mine in my possession. I don't know what the rules were, but I ordered two last Saturday and got them. Online booking rocks. I will now sellotape them to my buttocks for theft prevention, no-one dare go near there...

Oh whoops! I wrote that quickly! I meant his debut appearance against his former club. There, that's enough digging!

Cake yes. Cakehole, no.