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Me. Remember reading about the "biggest penis in the world"? Yours truly. (And yes, I am massive cock too.)

Great news. Now bulk buy Adomah, Maynard and Fontaine from Bristol City and we're all set!

Everybody find as many leftover Euros as possible - they'll be worth Eff all before long anyway...

It's also not necessarily about the points Saints get, but how much our rivals slip up. West Ham will push us all the way (or vice versa), but it'd do us a great favour if Leicester, Boro, Birmingham, Cardiff and whoever else drop silly points.

Based on our League position? No. There's more important things to concentrate on. Palace have different aims to us this season - and besides, they'll only get tonked in the final if they make it that far anyway. The FA Cup - that's a different kettle of fish, but not the League Cup. Next season, if we make it back to the Premiership, then give it a crack. The League Cup does need re-vamping though - God knows how, but most managers use it as a chance to blood squad players or youth. Perhaps a better reward at the end of it or better financial incentives.

Was set in the Kingsland centre on the back row below the camera stand - Saints scored, I jumped up and my back scraped across the sign the juts out back there. Got home to find a mahoosive bruise. Worth it.

I worry a bit about the latter part of the season, but then I think of the January transfer window and it makes me feel all right. I'd be VERY surprised if we didn't strengthen, especially given our lofty position and prospective draw for players.

There's no reason for re-writing the past, so why bother. There's also no guarantee that Rickie and Fonte would have constituted a win, nor that our result would have been anything like Palace's had we eventually got through. Stop beating yourself up over it, none of us really care about the Carling Cup - when you're in first place in the League, the main priority has to be promotion.

A great talent although his goalscoring needs work - but he's destined for big things. Bristol City bleat on about Maynard 'only joining a Premiership team' but he's far more realistic a signing for us. I like Zaha though, better than Victor Moses, although both are exciting to watch.

Yep - And we even have a player called Jonathon Fortwo. He's Jonno quick. Oh, and we also had a 2-1 win 42 years ago.

Ok, we can't lose the tail of West Ham, but the gap is looking tasty between us and third. (And us and Boro too). Derby are dropping like a stone. Hard to think they were in the auto spots not so long ago - now 16th.

YAY. This, and I won my third ever eBay bid by 1pence tonight. (Radley handbag on the cheap for 'er indoors.) Sweet.

lol But it shows the strength of the teams belieft in themselves. Even when we aren't playing well, grinding out wins is the difference between play-offs and autos.

HULLIBUT!!!!!

Well it's a type of fast food that nuns eat. (I reckon.)

Twitter saying there's another goal brewing in this game. Come on Saints! Lettuce win!

I reckon we could go with females with an army theme to boost our hopes tonight.

Hope the players run about a bit to keep warm. Has Guly got gloves on? :-)

Realised last minute that with finishing at 4, I would've just had enough time to get down to St Mary's. But it's cold, I'm on an early shift in the morning, and the missus promised to cook me Spag Bol, which is one of my favourites. So I'll watch Alex tear Man City a new one, and follow the Saints from afar.

Could even become a 4-3-3 by the looks of it, but it should give Lallana license to roam - which could be good. Harding will solidify the defence, is Fox on the bench?

Brendan Guilfoyle on SSN - "Well the transfer window is coming up, so we can always cover losses with player sales". (Paraphrasing...) Who's worth anything that they have? Huskelepp? Kitson? Lawrence? With such a small squad, they can't really afford to lose many more players.

Didn't we announce the Chaplow deal before the January window had opened? Anyway, good news. Solid player and chipped in with a few goals too - lest I say he can even make the step up well should we get there, but if not, he'll continue to be a top nPC defender. Surprises me that Celtic were so impatient to give him a chance.

I know Huddersfield fans are proud of their unbeaten league run but when you lose your most important game of the year in the middle of it, the gloss is slightly taken off it. I think Huddersfield will be back in the play-offs this season too - I hope their play-off curse ends though.