Denzil

I work in a warehouse and we all do similar jobs. There's 4 people here who are over 60 years old, surely it would make sense to push the old farts out of the door? Myself. Well, I'm young, fit, good at my job and get on well with the boss. What worries me is I was 'last one in' so to speak.

I weigh 14 stone?

I've been told today that there will be redundancies in the company I work for. Does anyone know if the 'last in first out' rule is still legal? What other things do companies look at when deciding who should go? Any help much appreciated, thanks.

Lock her in the coal shed and go on the lash with your mates instead.

Serves you right you plank.

Too late you chump, it's already gone.

Sold already. You snooze, you lose. FACT.

I've got an Orient ticket for sale. £50 PM me on The Ugly inside forum.

+1.

About time you made a show, you mug.

The bloke who wrote the artcle needs a slap.

Rule 1.

^^^^^ This ^^^^^

He was useless, good riddance.

When do tickets go on sale? I want mine NOW.

I wouldn't bet on it, you get banning orders for f*ck all these days.

Taxi for Rory. FACT.

He is a disgrace to the club. Get rid of him.

Baywatch The A Team Bullseye Beadle's About

Shave all your child's hair off with a bic razor. Not only will they avoid lice, they will also have a really trendy hair cut.

We could all wear reindeer hats like that utter bellend in the middle of the Northam End.

I'm meeting SRS for a chat this weekend, is there any messages you'd like me to pass on?

Who, StuRomseySaint?

Maybe you should have specified it was in Ocean Village, then.

This forum is a joke.