Denzil

Stella at half time would be good, it would make the atmosphere more intimidating.

He looks like a complete bender, I'm glad he doesn't play for Saints.

Who gives a sh!t about a payment plan, haven't any of you losers heard of a credit card?

That's what your work toilet is for.

I've curled a few out on a number of occasions at SMS.

Stuart Ripley.

Considering you can get a whopping great fine and a f3 year ootball banning order for being slightly intoxicated, I think he did quite well really.

When I found out StuRomseySaint had been banned from here again.

I wouldn't touch him with yours.

I want my new season ticket NOW.

Get rid of the knob in The Northam End who wears that reindeer hat.

He was probably just getting her drunk before slamming her, fair play Alan Pardew.

I had great fun hurling abuse at the vermin on the motorway today.

The foot with only 4 toes used to be wider than my normal foot when I was younger. I think they are about the same width now.

A.C.A.B.

The idiots who ran on the pitch should be ashamed of themselves. Disgusting, selfish behaviour.

"What the f*ck is on your head."

The taxi was £100 actually, StuRumourSaint.

Orient was funny, failing to get off the train at Romsey and waking up in Bath Spa wasn't so funny.

I'd stick it in her, bet she has a nice cum face.

He's served his time, sign him up for comedy value.

Lloyd James is guff and we need to get rid of him.

"My wife is f*cking useless, why can't she just give birth to a normal healthy baby?"

Give him a couple of years and I bet he turns out to be a yob.

Pathetic.