Whitey Grandad

Before the Scots start a war, I think it should be 'Scottish'. Scotch is what you drink.

Hampshire folk are very friendly. We noticed this when we moved down here in 1971.

Apparently this is a true story. In the European parliament a French delegate explained that 'ce probleme sera solu par "la Sagesse Normande". The translation came over the headphones as 'this problem will be solved by Norman Wisdom. The French couldn't understand why the English were falling about laughing. (In France the Normans are famed for being wise).

I went to a lecture on this very subject last Saturday at Cambridge by Dr. William Peterson. He said that it was like 'Murder on the Orient Express' They all did it.

Part of the cause, but by no means the only one. There were plenty of other contributory factors.

I like the cut of your jib, Sir!

Absolutely. I think the break-even figure for RBS shares is just over £0.50. Effectively we have bought colossal money-making enterprises at a very low cost. Even the guarantees that we gave them came at a very high price.

Yes, this is a silly anomaly which illustrates the flaws in this ill-thought proposal. Child benefit should be payable to all parents. The issue about whether those considered too 'wealthy' should receive it is covered by charging those who earn more ever-increasing rates of tax and NI. This is yet one more tax.

I agree with you up to this bit. The two options are not related.

An easy reply to make, but an example of exactly what is wrong with the British economy. Why struggle to earn a little bit more if it's going to mean extra tax? 44k is not a lot if there is only one earner in the family, which is very likely if there are young children. This proposal is yet one more tax on the hard-working middle classes.

That would be a civil case and I doubt that the police would be involved.

At last! Someone has seen the light.

He brought Delgado to the club. Oh.

It's a sad fact of life that not all hubbies are like me, BTF . My wife and I have always shared everything.

Yes, that sort of thing is disappointing. I try not to correct it because I would never wish to deter anyone from expressing their opinions (I nearly typed 'there' there), but there are occasions where I just cannot help trying to continue an education that should properly have been undertaken at school. I have an enquiring mind and and always open to correction.

Oh dear Sue, I think you've caught 'krillspeak.

The climate has always changed and it always will. That much is obvious. The rest is scientific opinion, nowhere near 'FACT' at the moment. The sun has a far, far greater effect on the climate than you or I ever will.

Yes, the main tax payer had an extra allowance for the children. The 'problem' was said to be that this money went to the husband who could spend it in the pub rather than to the mother who actually needed it for buying food and childrens' clothes. This was a great slur on the poor humble working man but nevertheless the system was changed so that he paid more in tax and the mother got the dosh. Those who did not work received a separate child allowance.

Why??? Isn't 50% tax punitive enough for you?

I will say that most young germans that I have met have been extremely kind and considerate. Something must happen when they go on holiday?

I saw Bournemouth a couple of times last season and I was surprised then that they managed to get promotion. I genuinely thought that they were too lightweight and would struggle this season but maybe they have a worked out a system of play that more often than not beats the type of team that we meet at these levels. I'm not too bothered about other teams' results, though, all that matters is how we get on. I missed the Colchester game but yesterday I felt that there was more shape and purpose about us. Hammond and Schneiderlin seemed to know what their tasks were and there was a lot less hoofball. The long balls were played up to the feet of Barnard, who was superb, and I felt that they were more confident. We need to cut out the silly mistakes or else we could easily have given away a penalty or two. Guly should be given a rollicking for trying to shoot in the last minute when three other players had bust a gut to get up to support him. He only had to roll the ball across goal and miss the one defender and we would have had a third. Next time it might be important.

I remember a quote on the radio from some old fellow many years ago: 'the money Maggie gives you these days doesn't even keep you in beer' and he was serious.

Oh, and another thing.... post it on Tripadvisor so we can all know about it.

Complain to the hotel manager, to the local tourist board, to the local council, the newspapers. Take photographs of the offenders if necessary. Let the whole world know who they are and what they are like. Any proper hotel should have a lounger-monitor who removes possessions if the lounger is not used for 30 minutes. I was on holiday in Tobago once and the same thing was happening there. I was very tempted to get up at 5:00 and put towels, books etc. on every bed I could find. I even had a tug-of-war with a german when I tried to take a sunbed that was in the gardens 30 yards from his patio. I gave him a gobful in his own language and let him know what I thought of him. Not that they are all germans, mind you. We has a problem a cuple of weeks ago with a woman who was hogging two parasols for herself and her absent companion who had not returned even two hours later. These people should be shot. We sometimes have the same problem on cruise ships. The only real solution is for a member of staff to do it.

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