Whitey Grandad

They would need a safety certificate in order to use the stadium. Whether that requires insurance, I know not.

We only have to win the next game. ...and the next ...and the next ...and the next ...

You'll need a horse.

Wouldn't you get your feet wet? :confused:

From memory, didn't he score from them as well? (or was that Roy of the Rovers?)

Can I buy now, pay in August?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil's_Gallop

It would be the kindest thing to do, poor souls.

Last year I booked a holiday for the playoffs weekend so I can categorically state that we shall make the final.

Capacity 30,000 ???

You're quite clearly not used to winning a game. In these parts it happens so regularly that we hardly bother to mention it.

You are legally obliged to pay your taxes but you haven't.

Perhaps he hasn't seen a banknote before?

That confirms what I've always said - men are the romantic ones, women are much more practical. :smt055

10% per annum? Not bad these days but hardly spectacular.

There are two types of men: those who give a single red rose, and those who give a whole bunch of them. Ask the ladies which they prefer.

Well spotted.

Exactly. Put the right figures in and you can make it mean anything you want.

If you support Pompey, that goes without saying.

No, just a cubic function. They can be solved analytically but it gets very tedious. :smt015

You can tell.

Yes, I can see your point. I'm not sure that they are the ideal midfielders for our current level and I would certainly like to see someone more dominating.

Contrast that reaction to Sir Alex Ferguson when they beat us, something along the lines of 'we might have scored more but they're a young team and they go about things the right way' ?

"We can smell you over here" - great chant that.

I also heard of an accountant there who had not been paid for two or three months.