Whitey Grandad

If anyone blows one near me I shall stick it up his arse, and it'll be blunt end first.

"Tread softly and carry a big stick". Still, it seems to work for Costa Rica.

Does it work for Boxing Day?

At the very last minute, if they are true to form.

Oh, every time!

Yes, it would appear to confirm my impression that Cortese knows nothing about the commercial aspects of running a footblall club.

Yup. Too much white, painful to read.

August 7th. Season ends May 7th, at least it does for us because we shall have been promoted by then. http://www.football-league.co.uk/page/KeyDates/0,,10794~1357319,00.html

Can we set it for white text on black background?

Ta, didn't notice that, what with the blinding light and everything. I could do with the other forums at the top and the other quick links at the bottom, though.

It's a bit too bright for me. Is there a quick way of jumping to another forum, e.g. from 'The Lounge' to 'Technology' without going through the tree? The previous format had a drop-down box at the bottom-right.

It might be that. I have recently updated Tapatalk. What is the situation with those that are ok? Have they updated yet?

My sentiments exactly. No matter what colour they were to start with, they will all end up brown. On second thoughts, there's no chance of them in the UK. 'Elf and safety' will see to that, unless the club issues us all with earplugs, of course.

It says "non tonerà" and not "non tornerò" so it's "Papa Waigo will not return..."

I agree 100% (if not more).

Still not working for me. I get two messages: 'The forum you are visiting is not part of the Tapatalk list' 'Server plug-in is out of date'

I hear that there is a new 'Robert Green' computer virus around. If your computer is infected you can work normally but you can't save anything.

There must have been plenty of men who could have competed on that measure.

I think we may be in danger of concentrating on the goalkeeper and overlooking the fact that for over an hour the rest of the team were gash.

Those slow-mo replays were driving me up the wall too. After 10minutes of the games I had seen 20 minutes of replays. It said in the Mail today that it was part of the FIFA TV feed and nothing to do with the individual broadcasters. What with these replays and that infernal racket it ruins trying to get involved in watching the match.

Why? Does he need to do a drugs test?

Perhaps their viewers are used to hearing a mindless droning dirge all the time?

He'll be ok. I'd still prefer James though. I think it's a mistake for Capello to wait until only a couple of hours before the game to name the team. There's no time to get in the right frame of mind.

A couple of points there.... We confiscated all the royal property and in exchange we give them a 'modest' subsistence. We are quids in. Having a repulic with a president instead would actually cost a lot more. Just the cost of holding regular elections would be a lot more. How do you like the sound of 'President Kinnock', or maybe 'President Prescott'?

Plus the NI.