Whitey Grandad

Can't we even discuss your findings?

In terms of league position we are not a big club, but in terms of average attendances where do we stand? As far as I'm concerned we are the biggest club in the world!

Maybe He was ****ged out after creating another galaxy and we were next on His list?

Did you find that site yourself, or did it find itself for you? It's no wonder Davies's form has dipped if he's been doing so much extra-curricular activity.

Indeed, but I suspect it's a matter of who we can get to come and play for us in league 3.

It's great this internet thing: http://www.sufc.co.uk/page/ProfilesDetail/0,,10418~18990,00.html Injured at the moment and out for a few more weeks yet, so perhaps we don't want him back if he's a crock: http://www.football.co.uk/sheffield_united/injury_could_end_davies__loan_296885.shtml

That's what I would have said. Real beer in real wooden barrels. I suppose it's still there? The stream under the humpback bridge is the boundary between Berkshire and Hampshire.

Notts County, Nottingham Forest & Trent Bridge:

I hope all goes well for them. Traditional football clubs like Rotherham are the life and soul of English towns. I see that they had to lodge a bond of £750,000 in order to play outside the town's boundaries and they have to return within four years (by August 2012?) or lose their golden share.

It was from someone whose information I respect but I put it no higher than a rumour. I was expressing concern that if anything should happen to our saviour, the club should still be adequately financed and the reply wasto that effect. I do not know the original source, but I may probe a little deeper. I am fully confident that our beloved club is in safe, professional hands and this would seem to me to have been an appropriate course of action. This does not, of course, mean that such a sum would be forthcoming to be splashed around in a Burley-esque fashion.

I could tell you but then I'd have to tie you up and put you in a Saints kit and leave you at Fratton Park on a matchday morning.

It's a suburb of Sheffield where they used to make a lot of steel. When you used to drive up the M1 there was a big Sheffield steelworks on the left (now Meadowhall) and Rotherham was on the right and there used to be a big yellow sulphorous fog over both of them so you had to hold your nose as you were driving past. The coal mines have now closed as well so the place is a lot cleaner but there's no work. They're decent people who support a club with no stadium and no money but after our recent past I can't really sympathise with them. To be honest, I hope that Luton get through and that we have a big gate because I think that they need the money even more than Rotherham.

Not at all, that's what I was trying to say. What I meant was that there is not much point spending a lot of money this season because of the 10 point deduction. I am quite prepared to leave this management business in the hands of the very capable professionals that we now have in charge. I look forward with enthusiasm to our transfer dealings in the summer and if by some outragious good fortune we get promoted this year I shall be delighted, but I don't expect it and I shall not think it an underachievement if we don't. AP is a very good manager and we are privileged to have him in command.

Does that come from living in Rotherham? (Ooh, I can't believe I said that.) :smt107

The rumour I heard was that Markus had put £50m into a trust fund for the club. If true, that should see us safely through the next few seasons. These things take time to turn round and with the 10 points it probably wouldn't make any difference if we spent all of that this season.

Interesting that you should say that. I was surprised to see this morning that the Mail's pools forecast has next Saturday down as a home win. The Times has us down for a draw. Walsall's record: WSWWW, Saints: WWSWW. And there was I thinking we were going to walk this league!

Doing the Treble? I like the sound of that!

We are doing better - better than we were at the start of the season, and it's difficult to see how we could be doing much better than we are at the moment. If you are referring to our league position, then there's a very good reason for that ...

It depends where you sit. If you have to keep getting up and down 10 minutes before the end of the game and people keep squeezing past you it can be irritating. Other than that, it's not a problem, although I suspect that if the players see droves leaving before the end it may reduce their motivation.

Winning becomes a habit. Having said that, there must be zero chance of us winning the cup this year so it's just a matter of when we get knocked out. Still, we can have a lot of fun along the way.

I can understand 'where you're coming from'. I don't even try to get something to eat or drink at half-time because of the long queues, and I have never left a game until the final whistle, but I'll let you off, Boss Hogg.

Man U away. Not because I think we have any chance of winning, and I have been to Old Trafford many times during which we have only ever come back with one point, but because I'm sure that any money generated within the club's footballing activities will be re-invested in new players. Failing that, any Premiership team at St. Mary's.

I gave up on the website years ago. You can't buy two seats together, it's always too busy to deal with you. I bought my seat at the counter this morning but they only had one window open. I'm fairly sure that your own seat will not have been sold before Monday so you have probably bought a spare one.

The vast majority of the population lives in the south east, so it would be better to look at a demographic map rather than a geographic one.

But that was where the skill came into it. It was more of a golf shot than a football one, just the right amount of side on it so that it curled just inside the post.