Whitey Grandad

We shall never score from a corner so long as Lallana is taking them. There's no pace on the ball and all it does is float into the keeper's hands.

I've had enough of giving kids a chance. We had Blackstock trotting around in a daze with his mouth hanging open. Then it was Leon Best, then it was McGoldrick. We cannot afford to train youngsters in the first team. Bring them in as substitutes at the end of the season when we're safe. Until then, we need proper professional footballers who know their trade. Today, Thomson and Patterson were worse than useless. We would have been better off without them - and I am serious.

Even Poortvliet was given more games than that.

I think that the conference may be his level. Too slow, too lightweight. Offered us nothing. Even James had a go at him.

Never argue with a clean sheet. At least the defence seems to be getting there. If only we had a strike force..... Patterson: go away and learn how to stay onside. Lallana: go away and find someone else to take the corners. James: go away and learn that you must never cross the ball from 25 yards deep. Thomson: go away and don't come back.

Phew, for a moment there I was worried!

Whoever wins the toss has choice of ends only (and will kick-off the second half). It's a club choice and by convention visiting teams will go along with the home team's wishes. Normally the away team kicks towards its fans in the second half.

Even without the -10, we would still be bottom of the table. It's not realy acceptable, is it, but there's a long way to go yet.

That would improve with more experience of playing together.

We are a Premiership club. We just happen to be playing in a lower division.

I agree. He did what was asked of him, when it was asked. He's gone: now move along please.

Thanks. It's nice to know that somebody is in the know.

Just imagine if he'd played from the start instead of Leon (not the) Best

Ta but we are not Premier League (yet) Sometimes the other leagues are different.

Sorry to be so thick, is that midnight end of Tuesday or midnight end of Wednesday, in other words do we have the whole of Wednesday as well as Tuesday or is it banged shut at 00:01 on Wednesday?

We need it all sorted soonest so AP can get on with securing the players he wants. When does the window close? 17:00 Tuesday 1st September?

'Every little helps'

If you want to sell someone like Kenwynne then you sometimes have to take something in return. It may be that the manager says something like "If you buy him that's going to leave me short of a striker/fullback/centre half" so the buying manager offers someone he wants to offload. Or it may just be that in order for us to get £6m we had to take SJ in return. Didn't something similar happen with Le Saux? (and David Speedy?)

I'm afraid we don't have enough time for acquired tastes.

It's part-exchange. Imagine you want to buy a shiny new Kenwynne Jones and you want to trade in your old banger called Stern John.

I wonder if we'll get our money back? If not, then his purchase may have been the one that pushed us into administration.

We shall be the weaker for his leaving. Also in the Mail today: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1209322/Wolves-chase-Readings-James-Harper-Royals-seek-Grzegorz-Rasiak.html

Fair enough. I saw the original block but not any 'afters', probably because there weren't any.

Beg yer parden, sur! I thought you were talking about last night!

But this is business. As Remo says in 'Casino': "Why take a chance?"