Whitey Grandad

Out of position a lot and tends to play football with his hands.

Over the season, Leicester W31 D4 L11 +48 Ipswich. W28 D12 L6 +35 Leeds W27 D9 L10 +38 Saints W26 D9 L11 +24 Leicester finished 10 points above us and Ipswich 9. You seem to be awfully proud of a lot of draws. This is not ten pin bowling where the sequence of results give you more points. Move a couple of our 11 defeats into the middle of that 'run' and see how many points we lose. This may come as a shock to you but, the sequence of results does not affect your points total!

Does anybody care? (apart from you 😉)

Really? It was nothing special and we gained nothing on our rivals. Please answer me this. Which is better, 30 draws or 15 wins and 15 defeats?

'Longest unbeaten run' was a statistical quirk. We didn't get many points out of it.

If he wouldn't do things differently then he hasn't learnt much.

1-10 would do it.

Who can argue with that?

Not me. I disliked him for his turgid football and dismissal of Europe.

That's a frightening thought.

Usually when I'm on a cruise with lots of Americans they say "What do you think of Trump" when they find out that I am British. On my current cruise to Alaska I haven't heard a tweet about him. In Seattle there was an advert on TV by a second hand car company saying that since the sanctions they aren't getting any second hand Canadian cars and they seemed desperate for some more stock.

Last game in our season ticket seats. Should we be glad or sad that it has all come to an end?

Yes it was and we've all long forgotten about it. I just wanted to make the general point that falling to the ground or not does not influence a referee despite what the commentators and a lot of fans think. In this case he'd have been more likely to have got a yellow card for simulation. Let's celebrate our open top bus parade instead.

A hell of a lot less than if we had a president.

Not enough for me. He just lost both his bearings and his balance. Whether a player falls over or not is irrelevant.

Other styles of play are available.

Had we played that way all season we might have got a point every three games or so and ended up around...

They kicked us out from the central Kingsland after all our loyalty through the lean years so our current seats mean nothing anyway.

So F***ing Clueless?

Same for me in the northern Kingsland but from the other angles in the highlights it was some way off. Not that it's important it needed clearing anyway.

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It was going wide.

Very noticeable. Paper tickets at the turnstiles and people not knowing where they were going. Plenty of unknown faces around me and taking photos during the game is a big giveaway. Some poor lad outside the ground had a half and half scarf that his dad had bought him. Isn't that child abuse?

Instagram innit.

Shirt tug I assumed. I think the assistant flagged for it. Other side of the pitch to me and on my blind side.