Whitey Grandad

I'm struggling to stay awake. If there's another advert break I can't guarantee still being conscious.

Is that today or tomorrow?

I met a lovely Belgian couple when I was on holiday last year. They are Club Brugge season ticket holders. I'll send them a message tomorrow and find out 😄

Well done Grimsby. Tremendous spirit.

All we need now are some strikers on the pitch for him to deliver to.

That sound just like Saints.

That’s almost half a Dibling.

Looks like he's put on some weight. I'm surprised they signed him from that video evidence.

Never really got going here. Good luck and I hope it works out for you. Thanks for the money. Let's hope we spend it wisely.

That was then and this is now. Value and worth are two different things. When we bought him he was worth something to his sellers. Now we've got him he's worth something different to anyone daft enough to buy him.

If you don't understand then just admit it and we can all move on.

Yep. To stop those a keeper has to get lucky. Even the best wouldn't stop them all. Maybe 30 to 40%.

I'm saying that playing with a lonely striker is not going to be very successful. Did I mention Adam Armstrong?

He's not worth what we paid. In actuality he's only worth what someone will pay for him.

That's because xG is wrong in our case. It's based on other teams and not one that includes our players.

Too close to him. It's passed before before any human can react. That's why you see so many shors go through a keeper's legs.

"Stats" 😅😅😅😅

It's called haggling.

Not much point if there's nobody around to witness it. I must admit that I have been getting very angry of late for so many reasons that I don't think I'll ever run out of provocations.

When he came on Mads did the usual new boy trick of always passing the ball backwards to safety instead of trying a ball behind their back line. On Saturday I had to keep counting their players because I couldn't believe that they only had ten on the pitch.

I'd rather he made the changes before kick-off.

Depends which post

"Crossed the line"? About the one-third point but that's not really relevant and only to be expected given the origin of the shot.

I never thought he was but performances and results are starting to be a reason for concern. Just raised eyebrows at the moment but let's see how things develop.

Oops 🫩 I typed 'denuded'. If this is Artificial Intelligence then humanity is doomed. More games were on the grass than in the stands.