Whitey Grandad

Certainly not lunacy. Very sensible and everybody should do it. Mind you, it’s probably borrowed from the hairdresser’s where he/she works

Not exactly true. Try sitting in the extreme wings of the Kingsland or Itchen where you’re looking across the pitch 10 yards behind the goal. Your neck will have a permanent crick afterwards. Don’t underestimate the extra urgency of playing towards a goal packed with your own supporters behind it.

Remember, it’s the thought that counts. Maybe she hates you?

I thought the Old Bill liked to keep an eye on the away fans and wanted them close at hand.

I expect it’s all that scar tissue that’s causing the problem.

Why does he allow that to keep on happening? On one occasion in the first half on Tuesday Manning was practically holding hands with Bednarek in the middle of the pitch. Meanwhile there was a whole quarter of the pitch that was empty of any Saints player. Swansea had a couple of good chances that came from our undefended left side.

We have one such supporter sitting near us. It’s fair to say that his presence spreads out all along the row.

A moment’s thought would tell you that any such wine would be bottled in Britain.

What was wrong with the traditional handshake and trot back to the centre circle?

This is where the ECHR comes in.

We play Plymouth Friday evening and Norwich on Monday so there are two empty days between.

No longer applies to us.

I’ll take that as a yes.

There’s the odd phone call or two, isn’t there?

Yes it is. I went across to Woolacombe to scatter some of my wife’s ashes on the beach. It’s a fabulous place, well worth a visit. I should wait for a tide or two though first 🫣

It was closed.

I drove through there last week 😉

In cases like this it’s normally awarded as a 3-0 win to the aggrieved side.

The previous pitch had more mud than Glastonbury.

I have been known to buy just the one for 1/4p

Just keep him away from any high windows.

Black Jacks if I remember correctly.

I was open minded an scrupulously correct. Firm but fair, that’s me 🥸

But we might get a better system. Well, a man can hope.

Good point.