Whitey Grandad

Clumsy typing. My fingers are frozen. If I were in Grimsby now they'd coat them in breadcrumbs and flog them to Findus

I'm at the game.

That's nothing. Our lot are non- league this year.

Full marks for the spelling

If it hit his hand then it's not handball. They've not shown any replays in the ground.

So blatant that nobody in the ground saw it. None of there players and none of the officials?

We're at the ground and nobody here has got a clue about that so-called handball. Not even the players or the referee saw it. Any clues?

Bloody hell, there's another four of 'em.

I'm sitting in the car park at Woolston and a couple of blokes have just walked past carrying an inflatable haddock. Ah! The magic of the Cup.

The only people who can give a definitive answer are the local planners. A long while ago the NatWest bank in Romsey needed its roof repaired but because it is a grade 1 listed (?) building all repairs had to be identical to the original construction even though better methods were available. I think in that case it was a matter of iron ties cased in lead that were holding the blocks together. These had to be replaced like for like despite the fact that they were going to rust again.

Good idea. I’m not too bothered about Scotland and Wales to be honest.

I agree. I think that’s part of his problems. He gets crowded by his own defenders. Doesn’t excuse his limp wrists though. Does he always wear that dark strip? Perhaps if he wore dayglo orange he would look bigger. A Michelin Man suit too might block the odd extra shot.

I prefer Djenepo.

Is the property in a conservation area? If so they’re are special restrictions on work that can be undertaken.

I remember it well. We were low down behind the goal just off to the left and saw it all the way in. You’re right, the ball swerved all over the place.

Dirk?

But they don’t know which way to turn.

Yeah. Shit hot for someone else.

Was it? I lose track sometimes.

Concussion, wannit?

ITV4 & ITVx

The final nail in a coffin that has been waiting for us for a long time.

Yep. It’s an awful negative system that abdicates midfield. And we played that way against Lincoln FFS

Is that the reason for the idiotic kickoff time?

He couldn’t be worse if he played. Could he?