Whitey Grandad

We're level with Arsenal.

I've come to the conclusion that Mané's shooting technique is suspect. He leans back when he tries to shoot with his right foot and the ball goes sailing in the air.

It certainly seems that way.

Even the first???

Ouch! Didn't expect that

That was my feeling. I was sat in the central Kingsland, right behind Rooney's cross, and at no time did I think it was the keeper's ball. My immediate reaction was 'how did those three get round the back without being picked up?'

Not fear, just an awareness of the threat. If you had had any dealings with the Arab/Muslim world then you would appreciate my point. If not, then you probably won't.

Friday traffic is horrendous already. It's bad enough without the football.

Oops. That says a lot about my way of thinking

There's always the hope that some may get injured before we play them. Is that a dishonourable thing to think?

Two domestic loans, no more than one from the same club. Foreign loans essentially unlimited.

Oh the irony!

Good point. Perhaps we shall have to convert Bertrand's loan into a purchase?

Hmm. If they didn't make them illegal I would never have known about them.

But who's going to watch them? Surely most of those interested would be out on the pîss. Or something.

The Torres of a few years ago would be fantastic but, sadly, if he were any good they wouldn't be looking to offload him. There's no point in buying on reputation.

Boxing Day trains stopped in the early 1960s.

I don't think even West Ham would want him.

I've just spent a fruitful few minutes digging all the fluff out of the earphone socket on my Iphone.

Most of it is in one eye and out the other but occasionally, just occasionally, there are some sparkling jewels of wit and insight that make all the lonely hours worthwhile. If it ever happens I'll be the first to let you know

I've been given a couple of leaflets by Hampshire County Council to distribute among the staff today about how long after drinking it's safe to drive: http://www.morning-after.org.uk/index.html

That's what the 5 minutes are for.

Oops, sorry PAP mate, my eyesight's not what it was. We did this to one of my colleagues (i.e. workers) once and it took him a little while to work out what was going on. Also he hated YMCA (the song by the Village people, not the institution) so we replaced all his sound files with the same sample of the song so whatever he clicked he heard the opening words of the song. Also next time you're in PC World and see a desktop type Ctrl-A, Enter and walk away purposefully. Does anybody actually read everything that everybody else writes? Surely that's bordering on the obsessive These people must spend all day sitting on ths forum. Not me! I've got lots of really interesting things to do.

Use PrtScrn to set a copy of the current desktop as your wallpaper. Then move all the icons somewhere else. (Do not try this at home)

Agreed. How can we let them know?