Whitey Grandad

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These days I have to ration my intake of sweet things to special occasions, weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs. 1. Mark 1 club 2. Dark chocolate digestive 3. Garibaldi 4. Jacobs biscuits for cheese with Stilton 5. Digestive

Bouncing is good ?

Or possibly they aren't actually errors but are only considered such by those who don't understand the Laws? I've heard enough rubbish spouted by alleged pundits on TV to convince me that they don't know the Laws and have never actually tried to referee a game themselves. I don't think TV helps, there's too much over-analysis.

That's him! The interview's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjTYwZKuyBs Edit: This is probably the one that I saw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mxC_NH7SFM The part I referenced is from about 35:00

I don't think we'd get 7th with 49 points.

I once saw a program where a criminal psychologist was interviewing someone in prison who had been a hitman for the mafia. This man had a family and children and seemed to be a caring father. When the interviewer asked him if he had any questions himself he was initially surprised that anyone should give him this opportunity and asked why he was what he was. He was told that he had no sense of personal fear combined with no sense of responsibility to society, and this made him a very dangerous person. He had always been like this. As a boy he would tie two cats together by their tails and hang them over the washing line so that he could watch them fight.

Please don't let the players read all this.

If only he hadn't he would have been one of the great goalscorers.

It would have been a lot quicker than driving. I think I saw a chariot last week still waiting for the lights to change.

You've got to have balls to be a referee. You can't be Mr. Nice Guy.

Brilliant refereeing. Not often we've said that lately but credit where it's due.

What else did you think the bulge was?

May 30th 1980

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A crowd in Sunday League? I've never seen one The shirt and crowd things are in celebration of a goal so I don't think it's likely that you'd be punished. You shouldn't leave the pitch without the referee's permision anyway so as long as you'd cleared it with him or her then you'll be ok.

We've also sold players 'worth' more than that.

They're supposed to be running the country, not providing entertainment.

I knew he had a lot of influence in the game but getting that arranged is going a bit far!

FIFA directive, just like yellow card for shirt-tugging and going into the crowd and taking your shirt off and...

So what do we want from tonight? I'd settle for lots of injuries and a replay with extra time.

I think we'd need at least 6 or 7 wins from the next 10 games. The other competitors have to play each other quite a bit but beating spuds would be very satisfying.

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Yes, head down and run at 'em. He was easily rumbled in the World Cup.

When fit, he was one of the best finishers in the game.