Whitey Grandad

Strictly speaking we don't actually have one at the moment. Not one that's available, that is.

With or without the cat?

Johnny, finding life a bore, drank some H2SO4. Johnny's father, an MD, gave him CaCO3. Now he's neutralised, it's true, but he's full of CO2.

I would expect they'd go for a big name with experience. They wouldn't want another experience like this season, more's the pity

Yes, usually there will be some haggling involved, especially if he gets another job reasonably quickly. Sometimes the ex-manager has a bit of a struggle agreeing compensation and hangs around on gardening leave for a while. Didn't this happen to our Nigel?

The £10m was speculation in the Daily Mail, and possibly others. He was appointed on a 6-year deal so that will need to be settled.

I'd take that for £10m

This has absolutely nothing to do with me.

But ours was shut. Do both have to open at the same time?

Very conductive, both heat and electricity. http://conversations.nokia.com/2013/02/07/hero-material-10-fascinating-facts-about-graphene/

At least we're all looking up instead of down.

Ring them and ask, it's the only sure way. My situation is relatively straightforward but they keep getting it wrong.

That's all we need - new manager syndrome

I couldn't get a ticket for Swansea, for example.

Not every ST holder gets these all these benefits.

Some ST holders do, not all.

Home cup games. Either the Kingsland is closed or the seats are on sale to anybody. Occasionally they are on sale to any season ticket holder which means that those in the cheap seats in the corners grab my seat before I can.

Up to now we haven't. We have been a breeder-feeder club that has to tolerate the learning process whilst the richer clubs cream off the talent. This happens all the way down the leagues, to be fair.

Not strictly true. Cup games are rarely reserved for ST holders to buy their 'own' seats and very few holders can go to every game so the price works out very similar. I never stood a chance of a ticket for Swansea away.

If Arsenal finish 4th then Hull are in the Europa Cup, win or lose the final. Apparently.

According to the commentator yesterday, if Arsenal finish outside the top four and win the FA Cup then the team in 7th place qualify for Europe. Do we want that to be Man U?

Bit unfair on Mick, I'd have thought.

Fascinating, how soon we forget! What's wrong with a wind-up gramophone, I say?

Marshall would be good. We need a couple of goalscorers but those from clubs at the bottom haven't been scoring goals.

Surprising how many candidates there are.