Whitey Grandad

Herself.

I suspected as much. One just likes to rub it in, doncha know

His policy is not to have a policy?

I had a pet crab once. It didn't lead to anything.

That'll learn you. Next time shop at Waitrose.

Mamén Mendizábal for me She's very good at rolling her Rs. http://www.avancetv.com/programas/mas_vale_tarde_mamen_mendizabal.jpg http://www.avancetv.com/programas/mas_vale_tarde_mamen_mendizabal_2.jpg

How long have they been married?

What annoys me is the favourable treatment they have always had, especially at Old Trafford. How long was it before a visiting team got a penalty? My theory as to why they have not been so all-powerful in Europe is that they have neutral referees.

Smoking, innit.

Nobody will be buying any more annuities. If you want to live longer you'll give up now. Try the life expectation websites and see how much difference smoking makes. I found that losing 14lbs gives me an extra 4 years.

All I know is that my life expectancy gets longer every day There are plenty of life expectancy websites such as http://www.death-clock.org/ and I have tried several as part of my pension planning. My prospects (64 now) range from +30 to -13 years. If I lost a stone I might get to 98. You have to try several and pick the one that gives you the best answer

Did they ever pay for Johnson in the first place?

He wasn't sent off because of the dive, it was a rash tackle. A right good stuffing would be very agreeable I couldn't stand all the sycophantic overexcitement last night whenever Man U did something special, like make a pass. Don't the commentators realise that far more people hate them than want them to do well?

Well, I don't like to boast but credit where it's due...

Things are getting worse: http://www.nutrition-matters.co.uk/free_docs/changingdietconsequences.htm There's an interesting comment about flooding restoring nutrients.

Modern vegetables have a mere fraction of the nutrients that they used to contain half a century ago. I blame the supermarkets.

Boobies. Then more boobies. Not too big but certainly not the little ones.

You haven't seen mine ?

I can be whoever you want me to be

I had more than that this evening. Five potatoes, several asparagus spears, two or three twigs of broccoli and a tomato. Must have been about 13 or 14 portions

I knew she had a friend called Mike.

You'd w4nk to anything

April 1st?

Is it still April 1st out in Tokyo?

Football's all about kicking balls.