Whitey Grandad

I thought the one he scored in his testimonial was better.

Guly wasn't cheating. His standing right leg was caught from the side and you could clearly see it buckle in the shot from downfield. I'm surprised he wasn't seriously injured from it. Theirs wasn't a penalty though. A definite foul outside the box and their player was stumbling as he kept going although what Morgan was thinking when he waved his foot at him is anybody's guess.

This, home advantage, just like choosing the size of the pitch.

If they had colds could that be why they didn't fly?

It was Schneiderlin who watched Dobbie run away from him for their second. Jos being beaten for the flick-on didn't help either.

That's how I saw it. I knew he wasn't going to score. Why didn't Lallana take it?

I think we might need three. I hope it's the next three and not the last.

Is that why we didn't score the penalty, or didn't mark for the third goal?

I think we'll have to beat Reading if we are to win the title.

That just about sums it up.

I'd he's not quite ready then it's best to save him for the important games. We can write this one off. Probably.

Still 7 games to go, remember Thunderbirds - anything can happening the next half hour.

He failed. End of story.

That works until the grandchildren turn up.

Did you know that the aircraft elevators used technology that was orriginally designed for the moving stage of the Radio City Music Hall?

It's a long trip back for home games.

A great player. Good luck mate.

Don't know Micky, but who do you want in the first game in the Champions' League?

I wish you hadn't done this, it's tempting fate. Here fatey fatey! Over here! Come on boy!

Very impressive, The9. You should get out more. Does your mum know what you get up to in that little room of yours?

Enterprise is going to the aircraft carrier Intrepid museum in New York: http://www.space.com/13907-space-shuttle-enterprise-ownership-intrepid-museum.html Well worth a visit, but I don't know how they're going to land it on there!

You're right - I haven't got a clue either.

Nothing beats a settled team - bench at best.

Count The Chickens?

Is that because I'll need an equatorial wedge or a field derotator? (See I'm learning all the jargon)