Whitey Grandad

Perhaps we should fear Blackpool and Cardiff?

Sorry, I was trying to be ironic. I'm with you.

DC not doing it? Apart from his goal against Mboro what has he ever done for us?

Fair enough. But I do think that the whole affair could ahve been handled better, nobody seemed to know what was going on.

An ideal occasion for a giant flag of Markus, I would have thought.

God's honest truth.

Or maybe he was taking a few seconds to othink about it before sending the player off? Both tackles were at least yellow cards so there can't be any complaints. Ferguson should be asking his player why he dived in with two feet when he had already been cautioned.

A few weeks ago on a Sunday morning a bloke knocked on our door and asked us if we wanted to sign a petition against cold calling.

But you know where she's been.

We have an option to buy, I was told.

Nor is it my fault. As a completely law-abiding citizen I take great objection to be considered as a potential trouble-maker. For over half a century I have been making my own way to football grounds all over the country without a moment's problem yet for this one the police want to wrap me in a bubble and set me up as a target to be attacked. I remember my last visit to FP when after being held behind I walked out to be met by a robocop saying over and over again "we... are... going... to... Fratton Park Station" which was no good to me as I was parked a mile away from the ground. When I told him that I was going to make my own way back he looked at me in disbelief and said "you're making your own way are you? Well good luck, sir" and left me to it. I never met a moment's hostility because I was anonymous once I had walked 50 yards from the ground. If I had stayed with the rest I would have been a target for hatred.

How many to be safe from relegation?

I'm the same. So why can't I go to the match on my own? I'm old enough.

Regarding the cash option, it's cheaper to handle debit cards than it is to handle cash.

R.I.P. I shall leave his judgment to a higher authority.

Me too. The last time I went there I was an inconspicuous old git in plain colours. I could have walked out at full time and slipped away quietly but I was made to wait behind and when I was eventually released from police custody it was bleeding obvious that I was one of the Saints' lot.

I voted for DC, but I haven't seen the others. Are they any good?

It's getting to the stage where you don't know who to believe.

I wouldn't call it a con, there are substantial benefits to the homeowner.

No more solar panels after tomorrow, apparently. There are reports that the government will halve the value of FITs for systems installed after December 8th.

Thanks, I'll give them a go.

Not in Portsmouth. Other than that I cannot say.

To be honest, I'm starting to believe.

Fixed it for you. :-)

Does anyone know where I can get Jamaican Blue Mountain?