Whitey Grandad

I'm undecided. What are Snickers like when they're deep-fried?

I give in. Who is she?

I care.

There was an article about this in the Daily Mail yesterday (Wednesday). Green is the most difficult and it is bloody expensive: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2035900/Tattoo-removal-Like-Megan-Fox-beginning-regret-inkings.html

That's like, an infinity percent mark-up?

Oh, well done, but that was almost a year ago. I completely agree with you, by the way.

That raises another question. Are the officials in wireless contact in this League?

Ah, my memory was from late Saturday night after a couple of celebratory beers. Having watched that I agree with you. He is patting his pocket which means that he thinks it should be a booking (it's where they usually keep their yellow cards). Of course, he may just be checking that he hasn't dropped his wallet. Red cards are often kept in a back pocket so if he pats that it shows that he thinks it should be a red card. Or that he has an itchy bottom.

Quite correct. The wording of the Law is 'trip, or attemp to trip'.

As one ref to another, remember that you don't always have to give an explanation of your decisions. You only need to give a clear signal of what you have decided. To give an explanation is to open the matter up for debate. Of course, it can help your control of the game if you have a quiet word with the players now and again.

He was flagging with his left hand and with his right he was pulling his shirt in a clear indication as to why he was flagging. Shirt-tugging is also a bookable offence.

I thought he had a good game. I don't know what all the fuss is about.

He's a scholar and a gentleman. This forum would be all the poorer without him, and his like.

Have you noticed the mistake in that? No merchant has made any profit for several years now.

Well it made me chuckle.

The assisant referee on the line was waving his flag for a foul by Derbyshire and tugging his shirt to show why he was giving it. So there is the definitive answer: a free-kick to us for shirt-pulling by Derbyshire. The rest is academic.

Not his best game but I don't suppose he'll be like that every game. Cork at RB was more of a worry but at least we got away with it.

Wide open behind both fullbacks is a bit worrying. Quite a few last-ditch scrambles at either end but the right result in the end. Phew, what a relief.

Frank Sinatra was always off-key too.

Bob Dylan, par excellence.

High taxes stifle investment and entrepreneurs. f you fine people enough they will stop doing it.

I remember it well. It was a very important day. It was our ruby wedding anniversary and we had an evening meal on the beach in Bermuda. Did anything else happen?

We are there for a couple of days in two weeks' time so suggestions please.

The logical explanation is that there is a ghost, or more probably a poltergeist.

There is much that we cannot explain. Let's not ridicule someone who clearly feels threatened by events beyond their understanding.