Whitey Grandad

He's a scholar and a gentleman. This forum would be all the poorer without him, and his like.

Have you noticed the mistake in that? No merchant has made any profit for several years now.

Well it made me chuckle.

The assisant referee on the line was waving his flag for a foul by Derbyshire and tugging his shirt to show why he was giving it. So there is the definitive answer: a free-kick to us for shirt-pulling by Derbyshire. The rest is academic.

Not his best game but I don't suppose he'll be like that every game. Cork at RB was more of a worry but at least we got away with it.

Wide open behind both fullbacks is a bit worrying. Quite a few last-ditch scrambles at either end but the right result in the end. Phew, what a relief.

Frank Sinatra was always off-key too.

Bob Dylan, par excellence.

High taxes stifle investment and entrepreneurs. f you fine people enough they will stop doing it.

I remember it well. It was a very important day. It was our ruby wedding anniversary and we had an evening meal on the beach in Bermuda. Did anything else happen?

We are there for a couple of days in two weeks' time so suggestions please.

The logical explanation is that there is a ghost, or more probably a poltergeist.

There is much that we cannot explain. Let's not ridicule someone who clearly feels threatened by events beyond their understanding.

I've never forgiven Prutton for missing that goal at West Bromwich.

Our Jason running? Surely not?

Scratching and heavy breathing? That sounds like me. Seriously though, if you do call in an exorcist make sure that you pay them or you might be repossessed.

I noticed that they didn't include any cheques in the letter.

It used to be 'about 6 seconds' but now it's specified as '6 seconds'. Offside interpretation: http://www.fifa.com/mm/document/worldfootball/clubfootball/01/37/04/27/interpretation%5flaw11%5fen.pdf

I hate them. England have never played well since they abandoned midweek internationals and introduced these mid-season breaks. The longer the manager has with the players the worse they play.

Oh well, can't win 'em all.

Oh ********. I hate this european football malarky. Bring back League 1!

Bugger that. I can't go if it's Sunday.

It may be that Jobs has been holding the company back with his strange predilections and prejudices.

The two are not mutually exclusive. I expect most would have liked to have won the FA Cup and also not been relegated. Playing a weaker side in the Cup would not necessarily have meant not being relegated.

Do any of them use real beef dripping?