maysie

Topless fat men screaming 'let's all have a disco' dancing and cuddling each other. Also thrusting at each other after the 'la la la la ooohh' bit. They then drop to the floor in some fat pie and beer induced frenzy frothing at the mouth over how hilarious they are.

Sorry my sentence was not worded very well, I was referring to Mayuka.

Great article by the Echo there - exactly who is Kemp and why should we listen to him?

After coming up with themost original chant ever for De Ridder and it not catching on Idon't think I'll bother: I see De Ridder on the right, the right, oh yeeaah, De Ridder on the right...

Apparently they're going on as a couple. ITK

Not the lads fault Billy went out a loan, give him a bloody chance!

MLG! Get on it!

Your source wasn't that great then ;-)

No need to be aggressive pal

It may have been a case of us going 'Forest have come in for you Billy, we're happy for you to stay but wanted to let you know as you probably won't start that many games for us this season'....

You're such a showman. Love it!

Owen or Sharp??

Nice article actually. Seems like Sharp realised he wouldn't get many opportunities, no point keeping a potentially unhappy player.

I haven't seen anything official on Sharp?

I've actually lost what your point is? Your being nonsensical. We needed to improve the squad, and you've said that numerous times. So we've done that and you're now saying we're spending too much money going for good players and should have kept the same squad. I'm genuinely confused.

It's not his opinion JustMike, he never posts on anything unless he can put a negative spin on it. the funny thing is you guys can't see through that. Just watch his posting patterns it is so obvious.

Oh please please please just look at something as a positive....

Where?

I rang him the other time called him a pillock.

That pretty reliable source Dan?

Following Jordan Sibley ‏@jordansibley The untold joys of #deadlineday. Phone has only been on silent for 2 hours during press interviews... pic.twitter.com/UkMGD8s3

Noooooo onnnnne... Shoots like Gaston, No one scores like Gaston No ones transfer has been as drawn out like Gaston's As a footballer he is intimidating We're all in awe of Gaston!

Nope "also little questions of money", whatever the bloody hell that means.

Some fittie http://echomodels.blogspot.co.uk/2010/02/alex-crook-now-on-women-direct.html

Or he could have had an all night w8nkathon - there are many options.