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To the chorus of this tune... Ahhhhhhhhhh! Gaston ! My heart is full of love and its all for you! C'mon Gaston score a goal, go get a few! You took ages to sign, you're such a swine! You're a winger and you're from Uruguay! You're much better than Luis Suarez! You are the best and you're from Fray Bentos, Fray Bentos Fray Bentos...

Or the wife, lover, live in girlfriend, thai prostitute, rent boy.

It's not a disney song

One for Cortese to sing in the centre circle at the start of the games dressed as a lion with a full supporting cast. Let's bring the campness into football

You need to separate the two ply to make it last even longer. If t gets on your hands, that what the sink is for.

Turkish was never a child, came out of the womb in designer gear, listing to joy division

I like the way he's glued pubes on his face. Maybe he has been the victim of this, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkeyface

Just got image up of him on google, conclusion - untrustworthy

If it dies, sell it to a blind boy and then get a replacement with the proceeds.

What of gullables.com? Who hasn't. Every Wednesday they have a long neck special, whatever that is.

Andy Chambers ‏@Shroomtuesdays I have just heard that #SaintsFC have enquired about Marek Hamsik from Napoli. He must be worth £20m Ha ha ha ha

I think you meant this one http://www.gullables.com/ We love this bar!

I might go and put my announcement hat on if no one objects...

Its there.... https://twitter.com/Bradswag86/status/238753592671105024/photo/1 You're famous bud

Adkins said in his press conference that we have an intelligent set of supporters

Yeah I'm very worried too, haven't slept in days. Fanny

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11700/8012105/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

That's been playing on your mind then.

Nope just a guess/suggestion, read somewhere he thinks he should return to the prem..

Probably someone like David Goodwillie

Made me laugh matey

I'd hope I could come with a better wind up than that.

I see Jordan Sibley actually answered a tweet re Ramirez: Tweets 4h David fielder ‏@dfielder77 @jordansibley @officialsaints why are we seeking a loan to buy ramirez??what's going on wheres the money gone. #worried Expand Reply Retweet Favorite 47m Jordan Sibley ‏@jordansibley @dfielder77 Not sure where you have heard that, but you have got the wrong end of the stick there! Hide conversation Reply Retweet Favorite 6:11 AM - 22 Aug 12 via Twitter for Mac · Details 2h David fielder ‏@dfielder77 @jordansibley .. Phew ....so I've been told, apparently its bolognas side that have the problem. Still we need some faces..#fingetscrossed Expand Reply Retweet Favorite

I remember hearing somewhere that half of his wages go to some charity in Africa or something. Can't remember the exact details.

Nope seems some local sport journo - Danilo Costas Sports Journalist: Sport 890 - Urugol - ZN. Correspondent Soccer Power 93.9 FM - 1270 AM (MEX). Bachelor in Communication at the Catholic University.