Sheaf Saint

Lampard not mincing his words post-match today then 😂

The scoreline didn't fairly reflect the balance of the game, but it does perfectly reflect the gulf in quality between teams that can afford to spent £100m+ on players and those whose record transfer fee is 1/5 of that.

He didn't cost them a transfer fee, but their financial clout means that, just as Chelsea do in the South, their academy hoovers up all the decent talent in the North.

I really don't like Phil Foden. He looks like a complete bellend. Oh FFS 4-1!

Would Dean have given that penalty at the other end? I think we all know the answer to that don't we.

If that's a penalty then the push on Long in the first half is as well.

There was barely any contact there. Dean couldn't fucking wait to give that could he. Prick.

Should have plated Ely in.

Fantastic. Deserved a bit of luck really.

Been the better team for the last ten mins.

Dean finally gives us a FK when Cancelo manages to foul 2 players at once.

Again, how is that not a foul FFS?

How is that not a foul on KWP? Oh it's Dean isn't it.

And he snatched at that shot just now after a good build up.

His form up until getting injured at City was good. Usually when he has a decent run in the side he finds some consistency. But when he comes in every now and again, he always seems to have a mistake in him.

Gonna be a long afternoon now. Piss poor from Stephens.

So close!

It took all of 7 minutes for the taters to start talking about Ralph potentially going to a bigger club.

Long miscontrols. I'm shocked.

Very impressed with the Palace fans today.

Everton really are crap aren't they. They started brightly with high intensity but didn't create any real chances, and they've just been their usual shit selves ever since. I'd love to see them get relegated. Too good to go down? Bollocks are they.

ACL maybe?

Burnley v Everton in a few weeks is huge.

Just shows how random football can be sometimes. Everton were so much worse than we were against them last week but find a winner from literally their only decent attack of the game.

Well that wasn't in the script!